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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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megan walker - Aug 02, 2013 12:39:40 pm PDT #25088 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Well, I agree with you Burrell.

I think that's because the last act is more stupidity than tragedy.


JZ - Aug 02, 2013 1:26:10 pm PDT #25089 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Has there been a big-screen As You Like It in, like, ever?

Huh. IMDB says yes, and only 7 years ago, but I swear I had never, ever heard a whisper of it. Possibly I was too busy lying flat and trying not to bust up my placenta or something to keep up with In Theaters Now. But, still, I can't believe I didn't even know it existed.


Polter-Cow - Aug 02, 2013 1:32:48 pm PDT #25090 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Impact Theater did As You Like It in the spring. It was fun!


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2013 1:39:59 pm PDT #25091 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do any filmed R&J's make them look properly stupid?


Amy - Aug 02, 2013 1:45:12 pm PDT #25092 of 30000
Because books.

I remember seeing Franco Zefferelli's Romeo and Juliet in high school, and thinking it was very tragically romantic, but I was, you know, fifteen. The thing about the story is that it almost seems like it could have been written by a melodramatic tween fan-ficcer.


Connie Neil - Aug 02, 2013 1:57:48 pm PDT #25093 of 30000
brillig

a melodramatic tween fan-ficcer.

There so needs to be a Shakespeare bio-pic done where that line gets thrown in.


Vonnie K - Aug 02, 2013 3:49:40 pm PDT #25094 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

IMDB says yes, and only 7 years ago, but I swear I had never, ever heard a whisper of it.

Oh, right. That's the one set in Meiji era Japan, I think? I remember being intrigued because they race-bent Orlando (David Oyelowo played him) but the reviews were quite bad, if I recall and it never came to the big screen in my neighborhood.

My cross dressing Shakespeare of choice is Twelfth Night -- I have a good deal of fondness for the Trevor Nunn version but that was almost 20 years ago. I keep hoping someone would do another adaptation of it.


Burrell - Aug 02, 2013 3:57:36 pm PDT #25095 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I love Twelfth Night too, Vonnie.

The thing about the story is that it almost seems like it could have been written by a melodramatic tween fan-ficcer.

Yes. And every step of the plot hinges on someone making a stupid choice.


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2013 6:45:52 pm PDT #25096 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tip to moviemakers: If you have Dolph Lundgren in a prominent role in your movie, nay, if he is in it all, 24 minutes in is way too late. Know your audience. Know the world! KNOW THE TRUTH.


Strega - Aug 02, 2013 8:18:17 pm PDT #25097 of 30000

...You're probably not talking about Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning?

I want to say you should see it, but there are major strobe effects pre-Dolph that seem likely to be terrible for your head. But holy shit that movie has some crazy action. I can look for timestamps so you can skip the strobes and enjoy the mayhem.