The guy who played Armand?
I never really recognized him, but I may have been distracted by the movie hiring Claudia Black and then doing absolutely nothing with her.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
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The guy who played Armand?
I never really recognized him, but I may have been distracted by the movie hiring Claudia Black and then doing absolutely nothing with her.
hiring Claudia Black and then doing absolutely nothing with her.
For serious.
Armand = Jothee from Farscape. I feel so much better now.
Armand = Jothee from Farscape. I feel so much better now.
Wait, which Jothee? The regular series Jothee or the Peacekeeper War Jothee?
Regular series, I do believe.
Regular series, I do believe.
That's Matthew Newton then. Son of Bert Newton, Australian TV icon, and from his appearances on Thank God You're Here, a seriously funny individual.
Just finished a silent that recently premiered on TCM -- The White Sister. Lillian Gish plays one of two daughters of an Italian nobleman. Daddy dies, the other sister cheats her out of her inheritance -- but her soldier fiance (Ronald Colman) promises to marry her after he returns from overseas duty. He's reported as dead, so she becomes a nun -- but he was really only captured, and he returns to try to convince her to renounce her vows. And Evil Sister warns the local priest that relations between the two are highly improper.
So far, we have a pretty decent melodrama. But then things get wild. The local volcano (did I mention this all takes place on the slopes of Vesuvius?) starts to erupt. Soldier runs into town to warn people. Evil Sister is badly injured when her carriage tips over, so she crawls her way to the church and starts confessing to the nun (thinking she's the priest). And then the dam bursts....
The first two hours (give or take a few minutes) is actually pretty absorbing. And Colman looks very good. It's just that the last 20 minutes or so gets so ridiculous.
It's a giant Hollywood conspiracy to DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVED ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD, tommyrot. Land of the Lost was only the first step.
or another George of the Jungle that nobody wants to call out
Hey, I loved George of the Jungle.
It's a giant Hollywood conspiracy to DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVED ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD, tommyrot. Land of the Lost was only the first step.
Oh hell - Howard started on that crusade with HOW THE OPIE STOLE THE GRINCH. I suspect because Howard never got a real childhood he's determined to ruin everyone else's.