Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.

Lorne ,'Why We Fight'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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tommyrot - Jun 07, 2009 1:21:55 pm PDT #2314 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No.

For a long time, I was all, "I don't care about the changes; I want to see Sleestaks on the big screen."

But the crappy previews eventually wore down my resolve.


erikaj - Jun 07, 2009 1:36:32 pm PDT #2315 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

oops...they didn't open. Somebody is going to be working at Del Taco on Monday(/obligatory faux-hip Entourage reference) Am I a bad person if I wish it was Will Ferrell?


Ailleann - Jun 07, 2009 1:37:18 pm PDT #2316 of 30000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Saw Up today. I don't know that I can ever see it again.


askye - Jun 07, 2009 1:46:03 pm PDT #2317 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Why Ailleann?


le nubian - Jun 07, 2009 1:47:47 pm PDT #2318 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Somebody is going to be working at Del Taco on Monday

hahaha. Under $20 million opening weekend for a movie that cost $200 million? Yep. It didn't open.

Damn.


askye - Jun 07, 2009 1:51:32 pm PDT #2319 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I have a feeling that the best parts of Land of the Lost is what was in the trailers. And all the trailers made me think of was a really unsuccessful SNL parody of Land of the Lost.


Laga - Jun 07, 2009 1:52:47 pm PDT #2320 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I've heard Land of the Lost will be appreciated by a very narrow audience.

Speaking of very narrow audiences: I loved The Gamers: Dorkness Rising.


Ailleann - Jun 07, 2009 1:53:24 pm PDT #2321 of 30000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Why Ailleann?

Open weeping? Serious wracking sobs? I mean, it was lots of fun, but damn.


le nubian - Jun 07, 2009 2:04:02 pm PDT #2322 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

When I saw the trailers for "Land of the Lost" my first thought was: "they are trying to fuck up some of my fondest childhood memories. I will not tolerate that."


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 07, 2009 2:05:49 pm PDT #2323 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Is it too much to hope for that this movie will be a $200 million anchor wrapped around the neck of Will Farrell's career as it's thrown overboard?