And The Onion nails The Hobbit with the headline 'The Hobbit' To Feature 53-Minute-Long Scene Of Bilbo Baggins Trying To Figure Out What To Pack

I am sitting in the theater, which is surprisingly not full. Filling slowly. There are a couple of people in costume, but not many. No line outside, it's too child. (Hell yes 41F is cold here!)

No, Megan, they'll put that in the second film. Bilbo will stare into the middle distance while they do a flashback and another character narrates.

I really enjoyed it. I could easily have cut 20 minutes, but most of my complaints are minor.

We had All The Apocalyptic Previews. None of which I actually want to see.

I went! It was pretty great.

Our audience was rowdy, so I was worried, but they were all just geeked out and sat in hushed reverence once it started. They laughed a lot, and clapped and shouted some. There really is something super fun about the midnight showing.

I could have gotten there another hour earlier, probably, but I still got a good seat, and I didn't end up with anybody next to me. When I rolled up, I was worried it was going to be empty because there was no line outside in the snow, but it turned out they'd just let everybody in early.

Tomorrow I'll be more thinky about it, probably, and I think some of the character points were missed. I'm such a literalist, though, I get cranky with basically any diversion from the text, and I know you can't just have the text.

Some of the visuals were truly lovely, like the old drawings come to life. It took a little while to settle into the camera work, but either it calmed down or I got used to it.

Oh, tidbit: I missed the colored identifying hoods! What a silly thing to leave out.

And oh, yeah, we had maybe two or three in costume.

Emmett and I, and his godmother Karen, saw the midnight show.

I almost passed out at 2am, but then the movie was filled with action stuff and I rallied. It was good and I enjoyed it, but there were couple times where it felt like Jackson just wanted to replay his favorite shots. "Isn't it time we did running along the ridge? Did we yet? Yeah, let's have them all running along the spine of a mountain ridge. That's a good one."

Also, did we really need to see Radagast's hair all bird poop bedraggled for such a long stretch?

I could easily have cut 20 minutes

Honestly...I'm not sure I could. I mean, yes, it was very long, but if you had to pin me down to what I would have cut to make it shorter, there isn't an obvious scene I'd willingly leave out.

Can people who have seen the Hobbit comment on whether or not they've seen it as 48fps?

48fps?

Yes! Highly recommend.

I finally watched John Carter on cable, and boy, that is one cheap looking $250M picture. At least when James Cameron spends that much money, you get to see what he spent it on.

And Andrew Stanton is not a very good (live-action) director. I don't remember the last time I've noticed how bad the blocking was on a Hollywood produced movie. There were several times I had to pause and rewind just to understand what I just saw. I guess in CGI, blocking is something you can go back and fix afterwards, but you are limited to how much you can go back and reshoot in live-action (not that Stanton didn't try).

David, yes we did.

Honestly...I'm not sure I could. I mean, yes, it was very long, but if you had to pin me down to what I would have cut to make it shorter, there isn't an obvious scene I'd willingly leave out.

If I'd had to have cut anything, it would have been the framing device at the beginning with Frodo.