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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Atropa - Dec 07, 2012 8:22:02 am PST #23055 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jessica, are the Mirkwood scenes in this movie? Yeah, I need a giant spider warning.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 07, 2012 8:27:23 am PST #23056 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Thanks, Jessica. I feel a lot better now. Also, just picturing this...

a conga line with Matt Smith

...made my day. He's always seemed like a good dude, and this provides evidence to that effect.


Connie Neil - Dec 07, 2012 9:05:03 am PST #23057 of 30000
brillig

Jilli, given the chapter title, I would imagine your whitefont would be in the next movie. That would be a good focus for the 2nd movie.


Jessica - Dec 07, 2012 9:08:22 am PST #23058 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jilli, no but part 1 is not entirely Ungoliant-spawn free either.


Atropa - Dec 07, 2012 9:08:28 am PST #23059 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, given the chapter title, I would imagine your whitefont would be in the next movie. That would be a good focus for the 2nd movie.

Thank you. I couldn't remember what happened in which chapters. The StuntHusband is going to the midnight showing, so he'll be able to let me know, too.


Jessica - Dec 07, 2012 9:10:54 am PST #23060 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Specifically, you will want to shield your eyes when Radagast is medicating the hedgehog.

(Whitefont is mildly spoilery for the movie but is not a scene that exists in the book.)


Atropa - Dec 07, 2012 9:19:14 am PST #23061 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Thank you, Jessica.


flea - Dec 07, 2012 11:44:48 am PST #23062 of 30000
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What's the 6 and/or 9 year old rating? How tense are the scary bits?


Jessica - Dec 07, 2012 11:54:04 am PST #23063 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'd say fine for a 9 year-old but probably too intense for 6. (There's nothing in here to match the emotional intensity of RotK, but the orcs and goblins are legitimately scary.)

The movie does cut down significantly on the number of dead ponies as compared to the book, so that's something.

I think a 6 year-old could probably handle this fine on DVD (if they're used to "grown-up" movies in general) but not in theaters.


Jessica - Dec 07, 2012 11:59:34 am PST #23064 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, and wargs. Any kids who are even a little bit afraid of dogs should not see this movie.