Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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§ ita § - Nov 17, 2012 3:04:00 pm PST #22780 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What's the what on the Life of Pi book? I keep seeing the film described as the next Avatar, and while they clearly are using the "lusciousness of India" filter cranked up to 11 over FX as well as in camera, but most of what I've seen is the tiger in the boat. What are the scenes that will give it the opportunity to live up to the Blue forests?


Jesse - Nov 17, 2012 3:05:37 pm PST #22781 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I feel like most of the book was the tiger in the boat, but my memories of it are tainted by the terrible ending.


§ ita § - Nov 17, 2012 3:09:22 pm PST #22782 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can I have some whitefont details, plz?


Jesse - Nov 17, 2012 3:11:48 pm PST #22783 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I really only vaguely remember, but it ends with a scene with bureaucrats saying maybe none of the story actually happened. GEE, YOU THINK?


§ ita § - Nov 19, 2012 2:00:40 pm PST #22784 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm going to pretend, for a moment, that this person was paid to write this review of Taken 2: [link]

I could do the checking required, but I don't want my brand new shiny bubble burst.


Polter-Cow - Nov 19, 2012 2:18:23 pm PST #22785 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That was wonderful.


le nubian - Nov 19, 2012 2:50:07 pm PST #22786 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

The footnotes were really really awesome.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 20, 2012 4:01:48 am PST #22787 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

That just made me laugh and laugh.

And I really want to see the version with Mr. Pickles.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 21, 2012 11:33:53 am PST #22788 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I was just looking at tonight's TV schedule and saw a listing for the remake, Guess Who.

I think you're undercutting the message of the original by casting Ashton Kutcher as the young man the family's daughter brings home. I mean, racists or not, who wouldn't be aghast at that?


erikaj - Nov 21, 2012 1:29:03 pm PST #22789 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

It was a better movie than I expected. Granted, I expected, like, nothing, but still.