We're not all stranger than fiction. Usually we're too boring for it. Or at least clumsily paced, and unevenly plotted.
I'm stranger than fiction, but I'm clumsily paced and unevenly plotted. Right now I'm in a brief chapter that consists of "She spent some years resting from her adventures, doing simple work, eschewing love and amassing her fortune." Can't wait for the next chapter!
Oh, dear, I think I'm in the hard-working, long-suffering parts that would either be an Oscar-winning drama--probably with Sally Field being stoic and plucky and rural--or glossed over with a montage with noble, heart-stirring music. Maybe I'll get a glorious "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!" moment.
I'm in the "She's waiting for something to shake her out of her rut" part of the movie, with a voiceover of me declaiming that 40 isn't "middle-aged," blah blah blah.
But I'd prefer this be a quirkyfun movie where "getting out of my rut" means something new and fun, not a trauma-laden movie where "getting out of my rut" is preceded by the loss of my dearest love. I'll keep him in my rut, thanks ever so.
I like ruts. They're comfortable.
Hmm, maybe I'll petition the Great Script Writer for one of those "Everyone thought they were a mild-mannered couple that just seemed to be getting by, but they had a dark secret that was about to be blown out into the open." Kind of like RED with spoiled cats.
I think I'm in the montage part of the movie that lets the writer establish Wacky Things Happen, Okay?, and sets the groundwork for the Really Big Wacky Things that are about to happen.
I'm tired of being Katherine Heigl in the tight-assed part of the movie.
Oh, okay, Katherine Heigl has an accident in the tight-assed. rut-driven part of the movie.
heh. Has this already been posted?
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I saw
Hope Springs
last night and I really liked it a lot. The acting from all three leads was totally wonderful and the script was much deeper and wiser than the stupid trailer implies. It was funny, but in a truthful way. It is all about intimacy and sex and communication and what love really is--so if you like that kinda stuff--go.
1) Zoe Saldana to play Nina Simone: [link]
Hmm. I like Saldana, but she feel too waifish to play Simone.
2) Robert Pattison will play T.E Lawrence in Werner Herzog's Gertrude Bell project (Naomi Watts to play the title role): [link]
The notion of Herzog giving relationship advice to RPats cracks me the hell up.
3) Went to see
Beasts of the Southern Wild
yesterday. What an extraordinary film. I'm still thinking about it.