Oh, but Goonies is straight up not good.
Yeah, see, bon knows what she's talking about.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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Oh, but Goonies is straight up not good.
Yeah, see, bon knows what she's talking about.
TO THE LEFT.
TO THE LEFT.
Up front and IN YOUR FACE. Haterade, it's what's for dinner tonight. Suck it, Chunk.
TO TH LEFT because The Goonies R Good Enough.
I've still never seen Goonies. I know S. did, though.
TO TH LEFT because The Goonies R Good Enough.
Yes. Good enough to used as my ASS-WIPE. And then that shit-stained movie can be flushed into eternal irrelevance.
Suck it, Chunk.
I will do the Truffle Shuffle and you will regret it SO HARD.
It will be the Truffle Shuffle Kerfuffle.
Goonies is awesome! Pirate Ships! Truffle Shuffle! Josh Brolin! Martha Plimpton!
I had a thing for Josh Brolin and Corey Fledman in middle school, although my best friend and I rented Thrashin' multiple times for Josh Brolin rather than Goonies.
Goonies is sooo much better than Thrashin' (which is a really, really bad Romeo and Juliet with rival skateboard gangs). All my crushes in middle school were skateboard dudes.
All my crushes in middle school were skateboard dudes.
Were you a big fan of Gleaming the Cube?
Oddly enough no. I watched it and I liked it but it wasn't Thrashin'. It's a better movie (I'm sure most things are better than Thrashin')
But the romance was the bigger draw. It was easy to imagine the Cutest boy in School* as Josh Brolin's character and slot myself in as the girlfriend.
Also once I liked something I tended to go back to it again and again rather than looking for something new. I still do this to an extent, but especially as a kid I'd rather reread the same book or rewatch the same movie than try something else.