And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


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Steph L. - Jul 22, 2012 10:01:48 am PDT #21919 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

is a betrayal--because Nolan pledged something to us that could be breached in that way?

Bah. This was not a Batman and Robin movie. The end of the movie was the entire point of the character of The Batman -- anyone can be The (goddamn) Batman. I guess I just really like the idea that, if someone who is NOT Bruce Wayne is going to carry on the Batman legacy, that there's a nod to the damn comics in the form of a damn name, however small, and despite not really meshing with comics canon.

Besides, he wouldn't be Robin, anyway. Not pixie boots, not even the contemporary Tim Drake version of Robin. Robin is a sidekick, and Blake was never -- and can never be -- a sidekick.

Relatedly, don't think I didn't love the HELL out of how Blake pulled a Tim Drake, Boy Stalker move right at the beginning with the "I know you're Batman" thing, because I really, really did. It doesn't have to be a panel-perfect reproduction of the comics to work for me. Not at all.)


Maysa - Jul 22, 2012 11:59:28 am PDT #21920 of 30000

I always thought that Michelle Pfeiffer's performance as Selina Kyle/Catwoman was one of the best performances in a comic book movie ever.

I mean, this scene? I don't think Tim Burton or Danny Elfman have ever done anything better and the great direction and music work because she's there anchoring it.


§ ita § - Jul 22, 2012 12:25:51 pm PDT #21921 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But you do understand that what she played has nothing to do with the Catwoman from the comics, right? So there's a limit to how good she can be, when she can't be relevant. It's not like they presented a compelling alternate history for her, they just made up an entirely new character (and then did it again for the movie). I haven't read every Catwoman appearance ever, so I can't vouch that this never happened, but it's certainly not a relevant part of her characterisation.

And I'm not going to not find purring women cheesy. It's a thing I can't take seriously. When Eartha does it, it's arch camp (and brilliant in that context). But it's not an actual movie character I can relate to.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 22, 2012 12:38:43 pm PDT #21922 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Just got back from it, and I liked it a lot more than TDK, even if I did just have to handwave the US military and government letting someone hold a major city hostage for 5 months.

I'd managed to remain unspoiled, so I didn't know Talia was in the movie going in and figured it out in when she was present for the final Batman/Bane fight just before the reveal. But I did think she was in on the plan with Bane from the moment she convinced Lucius to activate the fusion reactor.


Atropa - Jul 22, 2012 12:43:19 pm PDT #21923 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Y'know, I must not have ever seen any of the spoiler speculation about Talia must be in the movie because Marion Cotillard was cast. But then, I'm so used to the Tim Burton Theatre Cast of Characters that her being in a "bit part" didn't ping me during the movie.

The story as a whole didn't gel for me. I liked the movie, but ... eh. However, I loved the Scarecrow cameo, as in made squeaky noises of glee at it, teared up at predictable cry-points relating to Alfred, threw the horns at the screen when Alfred mentioned enjoying a glass of Fernet, and thought JGL was beyond awesome. Even if I wanted him to be explicitly mentioned as Dick or Tim.

But still, fun film.


Juliebird - Jul 22, 2012 1:53:30 pm PDT #21924 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

I'm watching a movie on my laptop with subtitles, and keep hitting the space bar to page down, you know, to make the dialogue keep coming.


Polter-Cow - Jul 22, 2012 3:27:17 pm PDT #21925 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Javi's latest TDKR Tweet: whenever i have mere hours to save a city from annihilation, i like to put a little time aside to paint my logo on a building with gasoline.


§ ita § - Jul 22, 2012 3:33:19 pm PDT #21926 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is that more or less important than french kissing?


§ ita § - Jul 22, 2012 6:29:26 pm PDT #21927 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm looking at runpee.com's entry for TDKR (front page: [link] and their peetimes are weird. The first one looks like it runs the risk of cutting into a great chase scene. The second one is better, and if you read the details you shouldn't get confused, but a fair amount of plot gets unspooled there.

The third one? Dude? You can't pee then.

However I have no better ideas. At 2 hours and 44 minutes, there have to be at least two good pee breaks--is 4 minutes the average length you're looking for? Maybe during the second jail attempt? I'm not sure where that is in the timeline, though, and what else it's adjacent to.


Scrappy - Jul 22, 2012 8:26:17 pm PDT #21928 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I just saw The Amazing Spider-Man and I gotta say, at risk of causing a kerfuffle, I like it much more than TDKR. Andrew Garfield just killed it and I always love me some Emma Stone. Lots of humanity and humor in the script.