that is the funniest fucking thing I have seen this week.
I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?
Xander ,'Lessons'
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le nubian - Jul 19, 2012 3:49:38 pm PDT #21804 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Jesse - Jul 19, 2012 4:40:56 pm PDT #21805 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesus christ, I just saw an ad for Sparkle, and it has Whitney Houston saying, "Was my life not enough of a cautionary tale?"
le nubian - Jul 19, 2012 4:45:27 pm PDT #21806 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
oh dear. ill advised.
smonster - Jul 19, 2012 5:05:55 pm PDT #21807 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Aims - Jul 19, 2012 6:45:43 pm PDT #21808 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We are here!
Steph L. - Jul 19, 2012 7:33:40 pm PDT #21809 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
We just re-watched Batman Begins tonight, and all it really left me with was the desire for a movie of Alfred and Lucius Fox fighting crime together.
Okay, I also REALLY want fanfiction of Batman and Superman watching The Incredibles together, and slowly realizing how many of their fellow superheroes don't have capes.
billytea - Jul 19, 2012 7:39:30 pm PDT #21810 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Okay, I also REALLY want fanfiction of Batman and Superman watching The Incredibles together, and slowly realizing how many of their fellow superheroes don't have capes.
Of course, these are the two who probably won't care. Superman isn't about to lose a tug-of-war with his cape. If it were to get caught in anything, it'd just tear. Batman of course is prepared for anything. I see him having set up his cape like the tail of a skink, where if it gets snagged, it drops off and starts thrashing around, thereby distracting his enemies.
Steph L. - Jul 19, 2012 8:14:31 pm PDT #21811 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
And damn if I don't want the post-credits DKR scene (if there is one) to involve Nick Fury.
He should just be in every post-credits scene of every movie from now on. Romantic comedies, Pixar movies, subtitled foreign films -- everything.
Polter-Cow - Jul 19, 2012 8:18:12 pm PDT #21812 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Maybe he pops up at the end of Magic Mike to be all, "I'd like to talk to you about the Strippers Initiative."
Connie Neil - Jul 19, 2012 9:04:35 pm PDT #21813 of 30000
brillig
I've been playing all evening on a site called Hollywood Stock Exchange, where you can invest playmoney on various movies, stars, genres, directors, derivatives, and such. It's fun to see what movies are in the list. I have a weird love of faux stock exchange games.