Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Steph L. - Jul 16, 2012 4:47:13 pm PDT #21715 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

From the few reviews I've read, NSM.

So, like Brad Pitt in Snatch, then?


Dana - Jul 16, 2012 4:48:50 pm PDT #21716 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

That could make for a somewhat hilarious movie.

Bane: GRRRR MUMBLE

Batman: Say what?


§ ita § - Jul 16, 2012 4:55:13 pm PDT #21717 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently the Hollywood Reporter just walks you through the movie, so avoid that too.

Since no review is going to alter my actions related to seeing the movie, I am not even feeling tempted to read any. I made a conscious decision to stop imbibing the Avengers juice in anticipation but all I'm feeling right now is impatience for it to be fucking Friday. Jesus.


Juliebird - Jul 16, 2012 5:02:48 pm PDT #21718 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

But wasn't the point of BP's dialogue in Snatch to be incomprehensible?


Steph L. - Jul 16, 2012 5:03:07 pm PDT #21719 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

That could make for a somewhat hilarious movie.

I've been telling people that! With the same example of Bane mumbling and then whoever is in the scene with him going "WHAT?"

all I'm feeling right now is impatience for it to be fucking Friday. Jesus.

I told Tim that about an hour ago, complete with the swearing. WHY IS IT MONDAY?


§ ita § - Jul 16, 2012 5:17:20 pm PDT #21720 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I seriously thought it was Tuesday for like, half an hour.


Dana - Jul 16, 2012 5:19:44 pm PDT #21721 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Yeah, I was sending an email at work about scheduling, and I had no problem thinking about the end of the week as the end of the week, but it really felt like it was already Wednesday or something.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 16, 2012 5:19:48 pm PDT #21722 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I've been telling people that! With the same example of Bane mumbling and then whoever is in the scene with him going "WHAT?"

Great, so it's basically a Batman movie with Cousin Itt as the villain.


Steph L. - Jul 16, 2012 5:25:50 pm PDT #21723 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

a Batman movie with Cousin Itt as the villain.

I...would watch that.


le nubian - Jul 16, 2012 5:29:58 pm PDT #21724 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

who wouldn't?