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I feel like someone, somewhere has written that.
Someone somewhere has filmed that, naked.
So...holy SHITBALLS, if they do this right, it will be so, SO good.
Oh yeah. Please do it right, Hollywood.
Also, please keep the whole Ant-Man thing away from my Avengers. MY Avengers, dammit.
Now I'm starting to feel bitter that we're getting an Ant-Man movie instead of a Black Widow one.
Ant-man? Sounds like something they need Jeff Goldblum for the role. Ugh. Definitely not enthused.
And I have to agree, I'd much rather have a Black Widow movie. Sigh, Hollywood, whyfor you have to be run by butts?
At least we may get some of her in the CA:WS movie? She did have an affair with the Winter Soldier. I dislike having to say "better than nothing", but damnit, Natasha deserves her own movie!
For the comic-impaired, do you mean Black Widow was also in the 40s at some point, or in Winter Soldier after Bucky comes to the present?
Unsurprisingly, I'm not sad about no Black Widow movie. I don't think the studio is taking her seriously enough to push her to the front of the line, and it remains to be seen if Scarlett can up her action game sufficiently.
Jessica Biel is no master thespian, but I wouldn't be second guessing her chop socky..
For those of us who don't know better, though, I thought she looked great in her scenes. Especially the one where she's tied up and Coulson calls her (which I adore). But I wouldn't know a decent shot if it was hitting me in the face.
For the comic-impaired, do you mean Black Widow was also in the 40s at some point, or in Winter Soldier after Bucky comes to the present?
In the comics, it was in the 60s or 70s. But that won't be too hard to shuffle around for the movie to get the characters' ages right.
(Poor comics, always having to re-shuffle characters' backstories so that they can remain in their 20s and 30s in the present day. Batman should be in his late 80s/early 90s by now.)
Batman...is a vampire. That is really why he is the dark knight.
You should read the Confessor arc of Astro City.
Someone somewhere has filmed that, naked.
If the someone is Chris Evans, I'm in.
Am I the only one NOT enthused about Ant-Man? I think the concept is ridiculous, and Hank Pym is an ass.
I was enthused until I read that Simon Pegg is making it. My expectations are now rapudly burrowing toward the earth's core.
Scarlett is...very pretty to people who think she's pretty (I'm not one of them, but that's not an issue I have with the portrayal of the character--I don't think Ruffalo is handsome either, and his Banner and mocapped Hulk were great, nothing more I could have asked of them), but I don't find her remotely badassed. I watch her training behind the scenes footage, and it leaves me lukewarm, instead of trembly excited like Jennifer Lawrence's did. And she doesn't seem to have done half that onscreen anyway, so...I'm left cold, instead of having chills.
I mean, I don't think she even stands there in a confrontation like she's going to win. Gina Torres--she can stand there like you're going to go down. At that point it doesn't even matter if it's a stunt double that takes you out. She's already failed me.
As for Ant Man, not initially interested, but Simon Pegg's involvement definitely gets my attention. I mean, this is Shaun of the Dead writer here. Fucking awesome, man.