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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Jessica - Jun 19, 2012 8:32:34 am PDT #21229 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Huh. I spent the entire screening wishing I was watching the film this review describes.

Merida is a standout, memorable character.

She is?

Elinor is a well-rounded character that has hopes, a past, and dreams for the future.

Elinor was my biggest disappointment of all. She could have been this, but instead they just pulled her off the shelf labeled "Stock characters: Moms" and gave her a Scottish accent.

It is, in its best moments, about complete, flawed women of different ages and mindsets, trying to meet each other in the middle

That is exactly the movie I wanted.

As for "what equality really means," I think it means not giving Pixar bonus points just because their protagonist is a girl. It means demanding that their female lead characters be as memorable and richly developed as their previous male leads and previous female supporting characters. Don't be so thrilled that the princess has a bow and arrow that you ignore the fact that that's all she does. Ellie showed more personality in a 20 minute montage than Merida does in an entire 90 minute film!

(Sorry, apparently I'm really angry about this film being mediocre instead of great.)


Atropa - Jun 19, 2012 9:09:25 am PDT #21230 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Miyazaki (Totoro

Um, if she's looking for no parental deaths, this may be one to skip. The girls' mother doesn't die (IICR), but she is in a hospital. And while I know I have a library full of issues around that sort of thing, I didn't know about that plot point when I first saw Totoro, and it kinda blindsided me.


JZ - Jun 19, 2012 10:33:58 am PDT #21231 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I concur with Jilli - the mom recovers in the end, but there are a couple of scenes in which both daughters show totally raw, naked terror at the possibility of her death. Ponyo is probably a safer Miyazaki choice.


Typo Boy - Jun 19, 2012 11:10:48 am PDT #21232 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

If the parent is already long dead when the film begins is that OK? If so, Lilo & Stitch.


juliana - Jun 19, 2012 11:16:37 am PDT #21233 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Is 4 too early for Muppets?


DebetEsse - Jun 19, 2012 12:29:41 pm PDT #21234 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Juliana, I was just going to rec Follow That Bird, which is the Big Bird movie.


Jessica - Jun 19, 2012 12:44:52 pm PDT #21235 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

OMG I forgot the Muppets. I fail at life.


askye - Jun 19, 2012 3:11:36 pm PDT #21236 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Thanks everyone for the suggestions, I didn't even think of the Muppets either. I'll pass these along to Mom.


Dana - Jun 19, 2012 3:12:44 pm PDT #21237 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

The first Muppet movie certainly has its scary moments, what with Kermit almost being killed for his frog legs.


Connie Neil - Jun 19, 2012 3:19:24 pm PDT #21238 of 30000
brillig

Gone with the Schwinn.