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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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DavidS - Jun 15, 2012 12:27:26 pm PDT #21207 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Which, if I'm guessing right, was ALREADY COMPLETELY SPOILED

Yeah, I got spoiled by the ancillary materials.


Jessica - Jun 15, 2012 3:47:32 pm PDT #21208 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Then again, I own and love Tangled and Enchanted, so what do I know? I'll probably be stupidly happy.

I love both of those. Brave tries to do something different with the whole princess thing, and just never quite gets there.


Juliebird - Jun 15, 2012 8:13:26 pm PDT #21209 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Snow White and the Huntsman: I've heard several comment about the many ripped off scenes in the movie, and the only one I can think of is the one from Never Ending Story, with the horse dying in the swamp.

What were the others?


sj - Jun 16, 2012 6:09:54 am PDT #21210 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

What were the others?

The friends we were with mentioned Lord of the Rings, but I don't remember what scenes. The big monster that Snow White meets in the woods looks like it was pulled directly out of Pan's Labyrinth.


JZ - Jun 17, 2012 5:59:15 am PDT #21211 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

One more Brave question for Jessica -- since Matilda is already completely, utterly spoiled for the big plot twist, seeing as she's been coloring away in the tie-in coloring book for weeks now (seriously, why make a fuss about reviewers not revealing something that's already thoroughly detailed in the tie-ins you released almost a month before the movie?), do you think that part will be less upsetting for her than it was for D? Or was it the whole thing, not just the reveal, that was so traumatizing?


§ ita § - Jun 17, 2012 6:46:17 am PDT #21212 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's made me wonder. Is there a general age in narrative consumption where spoilers become important (for the subset of viewers who dislike them)? I'd imagine that at Matilda's age she wouldn't enjoy a movie much less if she already knew what was going to happen. But that's just based on my memories.

Any parents here with a better idea of it?

Unrelatedly, I wonder if Blake Lively and John Travolta are looking at the Battleship and John Carter box office receipts and cursing what probably seemed like a really good idea at the time, or if Taylor is crossing his fingers that his bad luck will be overshadowed by all the other more famous names and faces


Tom Scola - Jun 17, 2012 6:49:18 am PDT #21213 of 30000
hwæt

I'm pretty sure John Travolta and his representatives have no idea about what is or isn't a good movie.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 17, 2012 7:09:35 am PDT #21214 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I also imagine they're too busy cursing the entire massage therapist profession.


Jessica - Jun 17, 2012 7:19:36 am PDT #21215 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It depends on how seriously she takes parent-in-danger storylines - for Dylan, it was completely traumatizing because he does NOT like it when bad things happen to Moms. One scene in Secret Life of Arietty was enough to put him off that movie entirely.


Jessica - Jun 17, 2012 7:21:39 am PDT #21216 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

As far as spoilers go, it depends. In most cases, I find that preparing Dylan to deal with a scary scene (for example) just makes it worse because knowing he's supposed to feel scared makes it so. But as far as spoiling plot surprises, he could care less.