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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Dana - Jun 12, 2012 6:59:15 pm PDT #21163 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Oh, that's just not fair.


Zenkitty - Jun 12, 2012 7:07:15 pm PDT #21164 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Director's Cut of The Avengers

salivates


Steph L. - Jun 13, 2012 4:40:14 am PDT #21165 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Director's Cut of The Avengers

AWESOME.


Steph L. - Jun 13, 2012 5:08:27 am PDT #21166 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I admit I skimmed, but did anyone post this Dork Tower yet? [link]

Also funny: [link]


Polter-Cow - Jun 13, 2012 5:48:02 am PDT #21167 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

There's a rumor that Disney may release the Director's Cut of The Avengers in theaters: [link]

How The Avengers' Director Cut rumour came to be.


Amy - Jun 13, 2012 6:11:23 am PDT #21168 of 30000
Because books.

The cast of Snow White and the Huntsman reads aloud from 50 Shades of Grey.


sj - Jun 13, 2012 8:24:21 am PDT #21169 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I admit I skimmed, but did anyone post this Dork Tower yet? [link]

I think I did a few days ago, but it's worth re-posting.

Also funny: [link]

Ha! That's adorable.


§ ita § - Jun 13, 2012 10:15:40 am PDT #21170 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Andrew Garfield is currently being trashed by some IO9 posters because he said he wanted his Spider-Man to be a skinny superhero. I know I'm not a great big Spidey fan, but what he said sounded totally on point (and is part of why he doesn't get my knickers in a twist, but still--canon, and totally working for a significant fanbase).

"He's a symbol of hope and I was a skinny kid and I still am a skinny kid. I wanted to have more power. I felt like I was born into the wrong body and I should have been stronger and bigger. I saw him as an idealist. I was an idealistic kid as well, so whenever I saw an injustice I wanted to do something, I didn't have the authority or power to do it and I'd usually get my teeth kicked in. [The character is able] to reach his hand out and grab the viewer's hand and like, ‘Hey, you're not alone,' Spider-Man was that for me. I wanted to stay skinny because that's a much greater fantasy. A skinny guy beating the crap out of big guys is what I want to see. We all know that Jason Statham can beat the crap out of people, but there's no surprise and there's nothing thrilling about that to me. But, what is thrilling is when you see someone who looks like he is going to get blown over by the wind really surprising a bunch of mean, big [expletives]."

How is this offensive to either Statham or people who got bullied and weren't skinny? It's not like he's testing BMI at the treehouse door, or anything.


Polter-Cow - Jun 13, 2012 10:27:07 am PDT #21171 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sounds fine to me.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 13, 2012 10:36:58 am PDT #21172 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Sounds good to me too. I may have concerns about the trailer's All About Peter's Dad theme (which I don't recall ever seeing anything about in the comics), but Garfield wanting to be true to the source's original empowerment of skinny, bookish nerd story doesn't trip any warning bells for me.