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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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§ ita § - May 26, 2012 4:26:41 pm PDT #20654 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can you imagine if Ioan Gruffudd tried to get cast as Horatio Hornblower on the basis of Franklin Reed? I think that the Geneva convention requires you to disregard all Fantastic Four movies when considering the legacy (and I use that word tentatively in Alba's case) of any actor.

The Marvel One Spot feature on the Cap DVD is absolutely hysterical, and I had no idea it existed. It's called A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Thor's Hammer, and it really is a funny thing, and (Avengers spoiler) made me well up with Son of Coul tears.

I think I may need to rent Thor and the Norton Hulk. Not movies I'm interested in owning, but I could half-assedly watch Thor again, and I've not actually seen that Hulk movie.

But, seriously, most of all I need to watch Avengers again. All the "Assemble" stuff on the Cap disc made me feel like I'd never even seen it.


Steph L. - May 26, 2012 4:36:02 pm PDT #20655 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Damn, I love Thor. It's just big uncomplicated fun. And Hemsworth is both shirtless AND rolls around in the mud, neither of which happened in the damn way-too-beshirted Avengers.


§ ita § - May 26, 2012 4:48:00 pm PDT #20656 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thor was definitely not my hotspot. I liked Thor better in Avengers, in the end.

Part of my dissatisfaction was the completely stupid love story, and the complete non-impact I felt (I know she did actually satisfy a couple plot dependencies) Natalie's character had on the story. I basically felt like Stellan's character could have done the work, and Thor should have fallen for Kat Denning's character instead, since she was actually interesting.

Also, I had not the slightest feels for Loki. I thought he was an ass, so the parts where I was supposed to feel bad for his transition I just wanted to counsel Thor that it's hard, but sometimes you have to leave some family members behind because they're toxic.

However, I forgave Hemsworth for not being Johann, and that I didn't see coming.


Steph L. - May 26, 2012 4:59:52 pm PDT #20657 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Also, I had not the slightest feels for Loki.

Me, neither. OTOH, I watched Thor the other day, post-Avengers, and it was striking how batshit crazy Loki is in Avengers, compared to his snit in Thor, which is really just a tantrum to get Daddy to love him best.

In an unrelated conclusion: Sif and the Warriors Three FOREVER.


§ ita § - May 26, 2012 5:04:34 pm PDT #20658 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Your conclusion is totally and utterly correct. I know Thor gets with Sif in the comics at some point--would it be too much to hope for this on the big screen?

(Man, I hated that actress in Kyle XY, but now she's my running favourite for Wonder Woman...)


DebetEsse - May 26, 2012 5:09:01 pm PDT #20659 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I assume that some of the Avengers batshit is influence from the Stick of Chaos.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 26, 2012 5:09:57 pm PDT #20660 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I thought the best stuff in Thor was kind of around the edges of the main plot, like Sif and the Warriors Three (well, two out of three ain't bad). Though Anthony Hopkins is almost always great, so no surprise there.

I'm kind of surprised, I thought Colin was something like 6'2". Of course I'm used to seeing him in frame with Salli Richardson, Erica Cerra, and Kavan Smith, so it's easy to see how I could get the mistaken impression of him being tall.


Steph L. - May 26, 2012 5:14:09 pm PDT #20661 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

now she's my running favourite for Wonder Woman...

HELLS YES.


§ ita § - May 26, 2012 5:27:14 pm PDT #20662 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Colin's 6' pretty tidily. I am pretty sure he'd be grateful to you for not having residual effects of the Ed Quinn days--that's something him and Jensen have in common, ridiculously large co-stars who downgrade them to 5'8.

Of the co-stars of Eureka that I've met, all but Joe Morton are mad tiny. (Erica hadn't started showing yet, although she knew--I'd imagine she's still pretty tiny, if she hasn't given birth yet). I would like to meet Ed, just to bask in the relative hugeness (yeah, that's the only reason...seriously).

HELLS YES

Now that you have reminded me of her, I will add her to provocateuse. Thanks for the nudge.


Zenkitty - May 26, 2012 5:31:46 pm PDT #20663 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm watching it again now, for the commentary (there is *way* not enough explanation of the Skinny Steve effect. I just--jesus, it's creepy)

I just finished watching Captain America, and I had the same reaction. How did they DO that? CGI? Evans' head on a skinny guy's body? His head looked too big for that skinny short body.

I didn't have all the feels for Loki either. In Thor he was a spoiled emo brat whose schemes got out of hand, and in Avengers he was... actually still a spoiled emo brat whose schemes got out of hand. I didn't find him batshit crazy, though, just regular crazy.