Mal: That's not what I saw. You like to tell me what really happened? Book: I surely would. And maybe someday I will.

'Safe'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Steph L. - May 24, 2012 6:48:17 pm PDT #20619 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

No, it's one of the folk from Devonshire.

Isn't that like the scientist in S2 BBC Sherlock's version of the Hound saying "cell phone" instead of whatever the Britishism is -- "mobile," I guess? That was one of the clues that made Sherlock realize he had spent a not-inconsiderable amount of time in America, where the Scarecrow fear toxin was developed.

t /crossing the streams


Polter-Cow - May 24, 2012 6:49:57 pm PDT #20620 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oooh, maybe you're right! I'll have to keep an eye on that guy.

Oh, wait, never mind. It's Sir Henry Baskerville, who specifically says that he's spent most of his life in the States and Canada.


Strix - May 24, 2012 7:34:39 pm PDT #20621 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

So I wasn't the only one that didn't know about Red 2? Good; I felt like my geek mana was dwindling...

Watched Haywire tonight; wasn't impressed by the script, but the fight scenes were solid, and damn, was it nice to see a female action star with strong shoulders and solid legs.

(Although I remain irritated that despite the yoga and weight loss, my hips are too wide and my short T. Rex arms render it impossible -- so far -- for me to change my handcuffed position from behind the back to in front.

Yeah, I have handcuffs, and yeah, it's a pointless goal of mine. Don't judge.

I think I'll try again now, with the cuffs.)

ETA: HA! Typing with cuffs on! I DID IT! FUCK YEAH!


Consuela - May 24, 2012 8:06:29 pm PDT #20622 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

damn, was it nice to see a female action star with strong shoulders and solid legs.

And shot like an action hero, not a sex object, and who goes through most of the movie in jeans, hoodie, and flat-heeled boots. I loved the escape/chase scene in Dublin. So much.


Zenkitty - May 25, 2012 6:32:06 am PDT #20623 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

ETA: HA! Typing with cuffs on! I DID IT! FUCK YEAH!

I just adore you, Erin.


Connie Neil - May 25, 2012 7:00:09 am PDT #20624 of 30000
brillig

The Big List of Buffista Goals is a wonderful thing.


Strix - May 25, 2012 8:00:49 am PDT #20625 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I just adore you, Erin.

Hee—it's nice to happy people who love you for you ubergeekiness.

Now, I need to decide on a new goal. I can't talk Dan into letting me see if I can actually make him pass out by applying pressure with my thighs (I am SORELY disappointed in him) and I've tried on myself to see if I can really temporarily paralyze myself by pinching my radial nerve (not so far).

But I succeeded with the handcuffs, so I'm sure I'll get the radial nerve thing down!


§ ita § - May 25, 2012 8:04:44 am PDT #20626 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you want a safe way to choke someone out experimentally with your arm, I can tell you one.

KRAV THING, FREAKS.


tommyrot - May 25, 2012 9:22:23 am PDT #20627 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From io9:

Men in Black 3 will erase all meaning in your life

Will Smith has starred in lots of formulaic movies. And he knows better than anyone that there's something comforting as well as exhilarating about a movie that plays out according to a set of steps. Which is what makes Men in Black 3 so weird: it's a movie where the blockbuster formula is the opposite of comforting.

The random plot twists and unfunny jokes in Men in Black 3 are so oppressive, you'll come away with a deep gnawing sense of the futility and meaninglessness of existence. This is a film so empty, it leaves you eagerly anticipating the heat death of the cosmos.

Guess I won't be seeing it.


DavidS - May 25, 2012 1:00:30 pm PDT #20628 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

AV Club gives a straight up "A" for Moonrise Kingdom.