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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Dana - May 21, 2012 5:59:41 pm PDT #20478 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Hmm. I don't know, as it's not really the kind of thing I notice. I don't remember anything standing out to me. The guy who isn't Cusack is cute, though.


§ ita § - May 21, 2012 6:42:42 pm PDT #20479 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not saying I personally feel this way about Hawkeye: [link] just...it's persuasive, you know?


bon bon - May 21, 2012 8:22:38 pm PDT #20480 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Pretty glaring omission in there regarding the super skillsets on offer in the Avengers, I'd say.


Gris - May 22, 2012 3:53:05 am PDT #20481 of 30000
Hey. New board.

Hanna was a pretty awesome movie.


§ ita § - May 22, 2012 4:42:00 am PDT #20482 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, it's a damned shame none of the rest of them have distance weapons...


Matt the Bruins fan - May 22, 2012 5:28:27 am PDT #20483 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I suspect Mr. 98-Pound-Weakling Who Kept Volunteering To Enlist Despite Multiple Rejections might not be the first to recommend cutting a highly-motivated comrade-in-arms who doesn't quite measure up to everyone else physically.


Vonnie K - May 22, 2012 6:06:35 am PDT #20484 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Consuela linked to this Florence + the Machine music video to Snow White and the Huntsman in her LJ: [link]

1) The movie looks fantastic.

2) The music video trailer... basically gives away the entire movie?

3) They totally want me to ship Snow White with the Huntsman, right? I mean, prince, what prince?


§ ita § - May 22, 2012 6:13:21 am PDT #20485 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Or, maybe Steve considers himself proof that it does take something more to fight that fight safely. It's not like he contributed while he was still 98 lbs soaking wet. Is Clint signed up for any experiments?

How did I forget there was a prince in Snow White? The king's nice wife pricks her finger doing embroider--blood, cotton, hoop, baby wish, and then she dies, and he marries again, and the new one's kinda stank and when her mirror tells her she's not the most beautiful one anymore she sends the Huntsman to kill Snow White, but he brings back a deer's heart instead...and then I got nothing.

My god, my memory of fairy tales is for crap, given how much I used to read them. Maybe I read too many, and my mind is occupied with the Goose Girl and stuff Disney hasn't enshrined yet.

I like the idea and the artistic direction I've seen of Snow White so far, and my Chris Hemsworth crush is *way* bigger than I'd have predicted, so maybe I will go look, even though I think Charlize should kill everyone she finds threatening to her beauty. She's so pretty...


Consuela - May 22, 2012 6:20:52 am PDT #20486 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

he brings back a deer's heart instead...and then I got nothing.

And he warns Snow White to run away, so she runs into the forest and finds the Dwarfs' house, where they take her in as free household help. The mirror tells the Queen Snow is still alive (one supposes the Huntsman made tracks), and disguising herself as a beggar woman, she goes to the house and offers Snow a poisoned apple.

Because of narrative necessity, Snow doesn't die from the poison, but falls into a coma. The Dwarfs build her a glass coffin, and the Prince, wandering by, sees the coffin and falls in love (ew?). He kisses her awake, they marry, ta-da.

I'm not sure how the Queen is defeated: it might be one of the "she flew into a rage so great she burned herself up" moments.


§ ita § - May 22, 2012 6:29:04 am PDT #20487 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ha! My Snow White has no dwarves. I can't believe that.