Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Matt the Bruins fan - May 11, 2012 7:35:21 am PDT #20160 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

3rd time for Avengers last night. The fun does not diminish with repeated viewings.


DebetEsse - May 11, 2012 7:40:28 am PDT #20161 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Finally saw Avengers last night, and enjoyed it muchly, in all its Jossy glory. I still don't particularly like Scarlett Johanson in that role (I think the scenes with Hawkeye could have worked better, for example), but, overall, I agree with what everyone else has been saying.

I have a new desktop wallpaper, for the time being, at least.


tommyrot - May 11, 2012 7:47:10 am PDT #20162 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, I remembered something about AVengers. Towards the end when Iron Man nukes the alien spaceship and all the aliens just fall down, anyone else reminded of those stupid battle-droids in Phantom Mencace that all shut down when the command ship was blown up?

eta: Gonna leave that type. AV Club Avengers!


-t - May 11, 2012 7:57:35 am PDT #20163 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Interesting to learn all the people who might have been cast: Jodi Foster, Michelle Pfeiffer, Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn...

Can you imagine it with Holly Hunter and Frances McDormand?


tommyrot - May 11, 2012 7:57:58 am PDT #20164 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The opening part of the Charlie Jane review cracked me up:

Many people will probably say that the problem with Dark Shadows is that it can't decide if it's a comedy, or a gothic weirdfest. They are missing the point. It is neither. The "humor" in this movie is an anesthetic. The "weirdness" is a needle. Neither is an end in itself, something you'll only realize as the last of your vital essence is drawn out of you.

Once you're properly drained, you will know first hand what it is to be a vampire. The slowness of eternity, the clawing hunger for something — anything — to warm your dead insides. By then, it will be too late, and your emptied husk will stagger out of the theater. Spoilers ahead...

eta: [link]


Polter-Cow - May 11, 2012 8:00:45 am PDT #20165 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh! While watching the Avengers, I had a quote pop into my head that pretty much only Buffistas (if anyone) would appreciate

Hee, smonster!

3rd time for Avengers last night. The fun does not diminish with repeated viewings.

Good to hear! I'm seeing it again tomorrow morning.


tommyrot - May 11, 2012 8:03:33 am PDT #20166 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Good to hear! I'm seeing it again tomorrow morning.

I'm seeing it again tonight! Aren't you envious, that my (third) repeated viewing is before yours?


Scrappy - May 11, 2012 8:29:51 am PDT #20167 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I am seeing it for the first time tomorrow AND I AM VERY EXCITED.


Consuela - May 11, 2012 8:33:35 am PDT #20168 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Hmm. I could go again tonight...


tommyrot - May 11, 2012 8:34:48 am PDT #20169 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hmm. I could go again tonight...

You should. People seeing Avengers tonight are awesome!