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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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tommyrot - Apr 23, 2012 10:06:26 am PDT #19565 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does that bird stay on his head the whole time?


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 23, 2012 10:20:18 am PDT #19566 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Is Tonto supposed to be an American Indian, or the forgotten time-traveling KISS band member?


Amy - Apr 23, 2012 10:25:17 am PDT #19567 of 30000
Because books.

I just looked at the IMdB page. Helena Bonham Carter (much as I love her) must be contractually obligated (somewhere) to appear in every Johnny Depp film ever.


Steph L. - Apr 23, 2012 10:35:37 am PDT #19568 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

or the forgotten time-traveling KISS band member

I would watch the HELL out of that movie.


quester - Apr 23, 2012 10:42:46 am PDT #19569 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

or the forgotten time-traveling KISS band member

Me too!


erikaj - Apr 23, 2012 10:48:35 am PDT #19570 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Oh, yuck. Even the thought of Olyphant playing the Masked Man is completely neutralized by the thought of Depp-as-Tonto.


DavidS - Apr 23, 2012 11:45:20 am PDT #19571 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tonto's makeup is based on this painting.

Depp says: “I’d actually seen a painting by an artist named Kirby Sattler, and looked at the face of this warrior and thought: That’s it,” Depp told EW.

And so, the 21st century Tonto was born, even down to the headdress, which to Depp was of paramount importance.

“I thought: Tonto’s got a bird on his head," he said. "It’s his spirit guide in a way. It’s dead to others, but it’s not dead to him. It’s very much alive.”


juliana - Apr 23, 2012 11:49:18 am PDT #19572 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Isn't Finnick supposed to be unreasonably pretty?

What about Anton Yelchin, then?


Sophia Brooks - Apr 23, 2012 12:09:24 pm PDT #19573 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am not sure I would want to be a costume designer and work with Johnny Depp.


erikaj - Apr 23, 2012 12:10:44 pm PDT #19574 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I know I wouldn't.