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Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 14, 2012 6:49:40 pm PDT #19451 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The Ring messed my sleep up for a couple days too, though while watching I didn't think it was as scary as the Japanese original or Ju-on.


Amy - Apr 14, 2012 6:53:18 pm PDT #19452 of 30000
Because books.

The part of The Ring that got me was the video. *That's* the kind of disturbing that gives me nightmares.

It reminded me of my feelings for Jennifer's Body, which I also wanted to like more than I did.

I adore Jennifer's Body, but I don't really think of it as strictly horror.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 14, 2012 6:59:52 pm PDT #19453 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

For me it was the initial videotape victim in the closet. Not just the makeup FX, something about the way she moved too.


DawnK - Apr 14, 2012 8:32:30 pm PDT #19454 of 30000
giraffe mode

We just got back from seeing Cabin in the Woods. I liked it more than I thought I would because I'm not usually a horror movie fan. Being ME-savvy, I totally figured out what was going on, but there were some funny stuff in it and I walked out of the theater chuckling. Matt, ITA about the end.


Polter-Cow - Apr 14, 2012 10:45:50 pm PDT #19455 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I think I would have preferred it if

Gris, that was my exact thought, but then the third act happened.

I loved the ending, though I can totally see where you're coming from, Matt. I would have been happy either way, but it felt right for this movie.


Gris - Apr 15, 2012 2:30:55 am PDT #19456 of 30000
Hey. New board.

I don't really think of it as strictly horror.

Cabin in the Woods isn't strictly horror either, by a long shot.


Hil R. - Apr 15, 2012 6:03:25 am PDT #19457 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've got a pretty extreme startle reflex. Movies where things jump out of shadows or stuff comes out of nowhere with big dramatic music leave me jumpy for days. Should I avoid Cabin in the Woods? (The one Scream movie I saw drove me nuts, because they used that "dum DUMMMM" music when things happened like some random guy walked in and waved, and it made me jump every single time.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 15, 2012 6:37:12 am PDT #19458 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I don't think it's for you, Hil. There are a lot of things jumping out.


Hil R. - Apr 15, 2012 6:49:18 am PDT #19459 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thanks, Matt.


Jesse - Apr 15, 2012 10:10:04 am PDT #19460 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If you think you're seeing a horror movie, there aren't that many startley-scary bits. But for a movie in general, yes.

I liked it! And I guess I only see movies with Hemsworths this year? Also seeing it back to back with Hunger Games was kind of fascinating, and not only for that reason.