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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Sean K - Apr 05, 2012 10:00:50 pm PDT #19288 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm like half an hour in, I no longer know what is actually happening in this movie, and I don't. effing. care. I mean, I understand that basically from about the fifteen minute mark the whole movie is just bullshit that's happening in her head, since she's already been lobotomized. WTF? I mean really WTF? Oh look, here comes some of the SUPER-COOL ACTION!!!

Nope, all of this stuff sucks ass too.


Polter-Cow - Apr 05, 2012 10:05:36 pm PDT #19289 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I liked Sucker Punch, but I was surprised at how boring the action scenes ended up being. They were KIND of awesome, but not nearly as awesome as they should have been.

Mostly, I wanted the movie to be about Sweet Pea and Rocket instead of Babydoll.


Sean K - Apr 05, 2012 10:16:07 pm PDT #19290 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Really? I cannot find anything likable or redeeming about this movie. I mean, it's not like there's a plot to watch if you're not digging the action sequences. And what plot there is is meaningless because of the aforementioned event at the fifteen minute mark.

And who are Sweet Pea and Rocket? And who is Babydoll? I cannot tell the difference between any of the characters.


Fred Pete - Apr 06, 2012 5:03:44 am PDT #19291 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

I know there are a lot of people who hate it, but I freakin' adore My Best Friend's Wedding because her character is such a blind trainwreck.

I saw that one when it came out, and I really liked it. But it didn't hold up when I saw it again a few years ago. I realized that the bride is almost as bad a trainwreck, and the groom has an attitude of, "Yeah, I'm getting married, but that doesn't mean anything in my life is going to change."

The production number on "I Say a Little Prayer" is, of course, beyond brilliant. And Rupert Everett's turn as the crude boyfriend/fiance does hold up.


Steph L. - Apr 06, 2012 5:30:54 am PDT #19292 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And what plot there is is meaningless because of the aforementioned event at the fifteen minute mark.

I was totally willing to go see it at the second-run theater for the crazy eye candy (I kind of love the posters for it, even if they're entirely nonsensical) -- until I read a review that mentioned the whole lobotomy thing. No thank you.


erikaj - Apr 06, 2012 6:11:51 am PDT #19293 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Tep is me, here. We're very pretty. And then, to say that's "empowering?" Bella Abzug should come back as a ghost and slap the piss out of them.

  • That's* a movie I'd pay full price for.


Steph L. - Apr 06, 2012 6:22:09 am PDT #19294 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Tep is me, here. We're very pretty.

Totally!

And then, to say that's "empowering?" Bella Abzug should come back as a ghost and slap the piss out of them.

*That's* a movie I'd pay full price for.

Ahahaha! Me, too.


Consuela - Apr 06, 2012 6:36:16 am PDT #19295 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Heh, erika. Indeed.


Sean K - Apr 06, 2012 6:52:44 am PDT #19296 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You know, I actually sat down and watched it all the way through, just in case I was judging it unfairly, and I don't feel I was. You'll be just fine never seeing it at all Tep and erika.

Actually I watched the first fifteen minutes to give it a "fair viewing". That's all I needed to be utterly offended by this awful film. I sat through the rest of the movie because I had already gazed into the abyss by then.

And then, to say that's "empowering?" Bella Abzug should come back as a ghost and slap the piss out of them.

*That's* a movie I'd pay full price for.

Me three.


Sean K - Apr 06, 2012 6:55:24 am PDT #19297 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

My roommate kept asking if I wanted to stop watching, and I kept telling him "No, I want to keep watching and ranting about how hateful and vile this film is."

Oddly enough, any other time, he would find that a very compelling argument, but he kind of felt the same way this time.