Dammit, Tim, this was supposed to be creepy and gothic, not constant 70s camp. I hope it's just the tone of the trailer, and not the movie.
No, that's a comedy, Jilli. There's no way that's just the trailer.
You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.
Giles ,'Selfless'
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DavidS - Mar 15, 2012 4:00:16 pm PDT #18760 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 15, 2012 4:06:22 pm PDT #18761 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Dear Hammer Studios, now that you've made The Woman In Black, make a vampire movie like that. Please?
They do still have a window of time in which they could make a vampire movie and cast Christopher Lee in it.
Tom Scola - Mar 15, 2012 4:07:19 pm PDT #18762 of 30000
hwæt
Oh, dear. I'm so sorry, Jilli. So now Hollywood has decided that camp can't just ruin comic book movies, it has to ruin horror too?
Amy - Mar 15, 2012 4:13:47 pm PDT #18763 of 30000
Because books.
It seems like a combination of Love at First Bite and The Addams Family, or something. Really not what I expected.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 15, 2012 4:17:49 pm PDT #18764 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Oh well, at least he's not constantly going back re-edit crappy stuff into The Nightmare Before Christmas and Beetlejuice
DavidS - Mar 15, 2012 4:59:23 pm PDT #18765 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It seems like a combination of Love at First Bite and The Addams Family, or something.
I hope it's as good as Addams Family Values.
le nubian - Mar 15, 2012 5:05:59 pm PDT #18766 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I don't know what to think about that trailer. I'm much less interested in DS than I was.
DavidS - Mar 15, 2012 6:05:49 pm PDT #18767 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That performance by Johnny looked rather like his performance in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
I expect a similar tone.
Atropa - Mar 15, 2012 8:40:06 pm PDT #18768 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oh well, at least he's not constantly going back re-edit crappy stuff into The Nightmare Before Christmas and Beetlejuice
I hadn't though of that, what a terrifying idea.
They do still have a window of time in which they could make a vampire movie and cast Christopher Lee in it.
I KNOW. C'mon Hammer, you know you want to!
Polter-Cow - Mar 15, 2012 8:58:09 pm PDT #18769 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Well, it's written by the guy who wrote Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter, so, yeah, definitely a comedy. (Although the Lincoln movie looks like a serious, badass action movie.)