Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


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JZ - Mar 10, 2012 3:39:36 pm PST #18691 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Did you tell her that the author was on the writing staff for Wow Wow Wubzy?


askye - Mar 10, 2012 3:50:13 pm PST #18692 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I kinda of just let it go. I was going to say that it was better than Twilight.

But that was in the "lull" today when we only had about 4 people in each line. She was so...I don't know disdainful.


Connie Neil - Mar 10, 2012 6:04:50 pm PST #18693 of 30000
brillig

So I was looking at the $4 DVD bin at the grocery store and found a disk with the 3 Wes Craven Dracula movies. Are they at least amusingly bad?


quester - Mar 10, 2012 7:34:19 pm PST #18694 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Your name is Woof Ragbone

Congratulations! You had the honor of being a District 3 tribute in the 25th Hunger Games!

You were killed by drowning in your own vomit.

So not a surprise. I do like Woof Ragbone, though.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2012 8:25:25 pm PST #18695 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

So I was looking at the $4 DVD bin at the grocery store and found a disk with the 3 Wes Craven Dracula movies. Are they at least amusingly bad?

Wasn't Craven just associated with Dracula 2000? At any rate, that one starts out as a caper flick and is actually entertaining until Dracula shows up.


smonster - Mar 11, 2012 6:28:21 am PDT #18696 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Plei, thanks for setting my expectations appropriately low for John Carter. I managed to mostly enjoy it as "unintentionally hilarious." I have no history with the books or the characters, which I'm sure helped.


Polter-Cow - Mar 11, 2012 8:54:56 am PDT #18697 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Box Office
1. Dr. Seuss' The Lorax $39.1M
2. John Carter $30.6M

It cost $250M.


Tom Scola - Mar 11, 2012 8:56:11 am PDT #18698 of 30000
hwæt

It'll do fine overseas, just like Prince of Persia.


Polter-Cow - Mar 11, 2012 8:57:14 am PDT #18699 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It made over twice that overseas, yep.


Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2012 8:59:18 am PDT #18700 of 30000
brillig

I enjoyed Prince of Persia. Judge me as you will.