And now I just saw a preview for "Mirror Mirror," the Snow White movie with Julia Roberts. Daaaamn.
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Dana - Mar 09, 2012 2:27:15 pm PST #18636 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Polter-Cow - Mar 09, 2012 2:40:22 pm PST #18637 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I just saw a preview for the 21 Jump Street movie. Damn.
Currently has a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. As opposed to A Thousand Words, which has a 0%.
And now I just saw a preview for "Mirror Mirror," the Snow White movie with Julia Roberts. Daaaamn.
Yeeeeah, pretty much. And I don't even have anything against Julia Roberts.
Juliebird - Mar 09, 2012 2:42:37 pm PST #18638 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
See, I thought the 21 Jump Street looked supremely stupid, but that Mirror Mirror could be cute and shallow and mildly enjoyable, and I *do* have something against Julia Roberts.
JZ - Mar 09, 2012 3:04:09 pm PST #18639 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I don't even care about Julia Roberts one way or the other. I'm all in on both upcoming Snow White movies just for the costume and design porn.
§ ita § - Mar 09, 2012 3:09:19 pm PST #18640 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Currently has a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes
What the everfucking fuck? I can't even sit through the trailer without wanting to self-harm.
Juliebird - Mar 09, 2012 3:12:34 pm PST #18641 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Movie trailer bug: every promo monkey latching on to the Inception BRRRRR!!!! for their trailers. That was a singular sound. Find your own, darnit. Please stop cashing in on the pavlovian response to mystery and awesome. Because at least Inception included that bone chilling deep note in the movie itself.
Nolan shoulda copyrighted that sound and locked it away for at least a decade. Keep it away from lesser movies! Or at least their trailers.
Vonnie K - Mar 09, 2012 3:19:51 pm PST #18642 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Whoever is behind the other Snow White movie -- the one with Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron -- must be chortling in glee because Mirror, Mirror makes their movie look so much better.
§ ita § - Mar 09, 2012 3:20:52 pm PST #18643 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But their movie still has Kristen Stewart. It made me realise some things about how I feel about Julia whatsername.
P.M. Marc - Mar 09, 2012 3:31:38 pm PST #18644 of 30000
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News flash: the opposite of good is John Carter.
No, seriously, I'd rather watch Devour while sober.
Vonnie K - Mar 09, 2012 3:36:07 pm PST #18645 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
But their movie still has Kristen Stewart
True, but it's offset by the presence of Theron (whose V.O. in the trailer I find cheestastic but in a kind of awesome way) and the Thor guy. I've only watched first Twilight movie and haven't read any of the books, and I have no particular objection to Stewart, actually. Whereas the other Snow White movie just looks ridiculous. Which is too bad because I really liked the director's previous film, The Fall (although that might have been mostly for Lee Pace in eyeliner.)