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Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 26, 2012 9:13:53 pm PST #18387 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My vote for must-see Uwe Boll movie is House of the Dead. It has a zombie rave, cuts to clips from the video game it's based on during action scenes, and stars Clint Howard, Tyron Leitso as a gun-toting underwear model who speaks with a fake British accent, and Jürgen Prochnow as a smuggler called—I shit you not—Captain Kirk.

Oh, I played hooky on a long lunch break today and went to see Chronicle. I enjoyed it immensely (thanks for the recommendation, ita!) and am hoping it's successful enough that they make a sequel.


Typo Boy - Feb 26, 2012 9:49:26 pm PST #18388 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Wasn't The Apple Uwe Boll? Cause for sheer uninterrupted camp...

[On Edit] Oops, no Menahem Golan


Jessica - Feb 27, 2012 3:37:10 am PST #18389 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Wasn't The Apple Uwe Boll?

BITE YOUR TONGUE. I will not have such blasphemous lies spoken about the world's greatest disco Nazi movie musical.


Tom Scola - Feb 27, 2012 3:42:04 am PST #18390 of 30000
hwæt

Satanic disco Nazi movie musical.


Burrell - Feb 27, 2012 5:36:18 am PST #18391 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

How have I never heard of this film? It sounds like Springtime for Hitler, only real.


Tom Scola - Feb 27, 2012 5:42:32 am PST #18392 of 30000
hwæt

I would point you to an article about the film, but really, The Apple is best viewed unspoilt.


Jessica - Feb 27, 2012 5:46:29 am PST #18393 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's kind of Springtime for Hitler meets RHPS or Phantom of the Paradise.

Watch the trailer! [link]

Do the BIM! [link]

Behold...the FUTURE! [link]

They're just little pills...they won't hurt you! [link]

Taste it! [link]

America! [link]

Characters are sad! [link] (Note especially the creative coreography for the line "got me with my back against the wall.")

Okay, done now. Sorry, got sucked down a rabbit hole for a while there. But seriously, this is the greatest movie of all time and everyone should watch it.


Burrell - Feb 27, 2012 6:00:34 am PST #18394 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh.My.God.


Tom Scola - Feb 27, 2012 8:09:48 am PST #18395 of 30000
hwæt

Movie: The Movie, by Jimmy Kimmel.


Jessica - Feb 27, 2012 8:39:57 am PST #18396 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Movie: The Movie, by Jimmy Kimme

That was much funnier than I was expecting.