There are no words, besides perhaps "lucky crack pipe": [link]
Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
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A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Hayden - May 27, 2009 9:49:00 am PDT #1795 of 30000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
beekaytee - May 27, 2009 10:09:52 am PDT #1796 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
Corwood, you have not made my day, buddy.
My first thought was, oh, the hell, no. And then, Werner Herzog?
Hayden - May 27, 2009 10:21:20 am PDT #1797 of 30000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Someone needs to take his lucky crack pipe away. Usually I might think that someone who made such a movie should see something like Aguirre, Wrath Of God to get some perspective, but that won't work in this case.
Frankenbuddha - May 27, 2009 11:00:38 am PDT #1798 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Um, wow, Corwood. Just wow.
Although I still say David Gordon Green doing the SUSPIRIA remake is even more crack-addled, if it comes to pass.
What is with the trend of remaking not-that-old, auteur-heavy fims, lately? I've been seeing rumours about a VIDEODROME remake which may be the most mind-boggling, conceptually.
Volans - May 27, 2009 11:05:36 am PDT #1799 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Speaking as someone who missed Naked Kate Winslet in Titanic and the panorama of all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, I think this is a great site: [link]
Polter-Cow - May 27, 2009 1:58:38 pm PDT #1800 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I just looked at the Rotten Tomatoes ratings for all Pixar movies, for kicks.
Toy Story
- 100%
A Bug's Life
- 91%
Toy Story 2
- 100%
Monsters, Inc.
- 95%
Finding Nemo
- 98%
The Incredibles
- 97%
Cars
- 75%
Ratatouille
- 96%
WALL-E
- 96%
Up
- 96% (so far)
Has any studio ever had this good a track record of producing quality films?
Tom Scola - May 27, 2009 2:17:38 pm PDT #1801 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) - 100%
Pinocchio (1940) - 100%
Fantasia (1940) - 98%
Dumbo (1941) - 97%
Bambi (1942) - 89%
Unfortunately, Disney studio couldn't continue its streak because of WWII, plus it was hampered because Fantasia was kind of a box-office bomb.
tommyrot - May 27, 2009 2:33:47 pm PDT #1802 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
because Fantasia was kind of a box-office bomb.
That's their fault for releasing it before LSD was invented.
Steph L. - May 27, 2009 3:17:03 pm PDT #1803 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Has any studio ever had this good a track record of producing quality films?
Eh, 8-year-olds will rate *anything* 100%....
(I kid, I kid.)
erikaj - May 27, 2009 3:27:25 pm PDT #1804 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!