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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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§ ita § - Jan 21, 2012 6:24:19 pm PST #17699 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, that movie is based on his life, so it's not the biggest leap ever.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 21, 2012 6:25:18 pm PST #17700 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Also, why is Channing working?

Since he seems like too nice a guy to have sold his soul to the Devil, my working theory is blowjobs and lots of 'em.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 21, 2012 6:25:24 pm PST #17701 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Well, that movie is based on his life, so it's not the biggest leap ever.

Hmm?


§ ita § - Jan 21, 2012 6:33:24 pm PST #17702 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hmm?

I read somewhere that Channing used to be a stripper.


Jesse - Jan 21, 2012 6:35:56 pm PST #17703 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

He definitely used to be a stripper.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 21, 2012 6:39:25 pm PST #17704 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

See for yourselves.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 21, 2012 6:42:57 pm PST #17705 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh, I thought you were referring to Michael Douglas playing Liberace, which made me think I missed a BIG bit of undercover gossip.


§ ita § - Jan 21, 2012 6:50:27 pm PST #17706 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ugh, I can't even watch that video. I find him so...dumb. He's not cute, and he looks like he's just not keeping up with the rest of the room. Gnargh.

Oh..running. I could watch Gina running forever. She's got such great physicality.


Burrell - Jan 21, 2012 7:41:58 pm PST #17707 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm so glad that was just a video of Tatum stripping. I was so worried it was going to be him giving blowjobs and lots of 'em.


P.M. Marc - Jan 21, 2012 7:47:29 pm PST #17708 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

By glad, do you mean to say sad?