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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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sumi - Jan 20, 2012 9:20:21 am PST #17677 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

I couldn't watch it.

It was much too annoying.


Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2012 9:23:21 am PST #17678 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

smonster, that's what I was thinking of too, so...I don't even know anymore.


Sue - Jan 20, 2012 9:30:20 am PST #17679 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Interesting piece on Haywire: [link]

I thought that was going to be about how they've dubbed over her voice. [link]


Burrell - Jan 20, 2012 9:32:29 am PST #17680 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I almost feel for the poor marketing department trying to figure out how to sell product tie-ins for Hunger Games. So far every single one of them has come across as grotesque parody.


DebetEsse - Jan 20, 2012 9:40:03 am PST #17681 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Especially if they're planning on doing the "slap a Mockingjay on everything" tactic for a later film.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2012 9:46:38 am PST #17682 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

her thickly muscled physique is weirdly atypical of the movies

OMG, the first half of that phrase is untrue, although the second half very much so: [link]

She's horrendously muscular for the movies, but she's not for the dojo. I'd be surprised if she's much larger than an 8.


Sean K - Jan 20, 2012 10:12:33 am PST #17683 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

She's horrendously muscular for the movies, but she's not for the dojo.

Nice physique. I quite like it.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2012 10:31:45 am PST #17684 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I couldn't watch it.

It was much too annoying.

Me too.

Not sure if it was because I was grumpy when I watched it or what. My brain was all, "Don't make a joke out of their situation!" Then my brain told my brain The Hunger Games was fiction, but the video still bugged me.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2012 10:48:34 am PST #17685 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, I started reading the walkthrough of the haunted house, and hell to the fuck no. I do not have any wiring that makes that enjoyable. It's unpleasant even to read.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 20, 2012 10:56:46 am PST #17686 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Seriously. The circumstances under which I'm OK with other people touching me are limited and do not include when I'm stumbling through a haunted house attraction in the dark. And I think rather than safety-ing out during the waterboard segment I'd have grabbed the nearest piece of furniture and fought my way out.