I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.

Dawn ,'Beneath You'


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Amy - Jan 19, 2012 3:59:21 pm PST #17655 of 30000
Because books.

I love how the interviewer's eyes widen when he starts talking about being bound and all alone. "Is that legal?!"

No way on earth I would ever do that. The write-up was disturbing enough.


Atropa - Jan 19, 2012 4:05:35 pm PST #17656 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I love how the interviewer's eyes widen when he starts talking about being bound and all alone. "Is that legal?!"

Heh, yeah. And after reading the write-up (and the one of the previous year's scare attraction), there is NO WAY what they do can be legal.


Amy - Jan 19, 2012 4:07:27 pm PST #17657 of 30000
Because books.

Didn't they require major liability waivers? I don't remember from the write-up.

Not that I would ever sign one. So fucked up. I love horror, but I like it at a remove -- I can't even get through most normal haunted houses if people jump out at me. And there should never EVER be any touching. ::shudders::


smonster - Jan 19, 2012 4:22:19 pm PST #17658 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Re: Katniss' dress... I totally thought it was the OTHER dress that does the thing before they do the thing, but of course that's not in the first book/movie. I so need to reread!!


Polter-Cow - Jan 19, 2012 4:34:08 pm PST #17659 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, wait, I thought it was that dress too! I can't remember what this dress does.


Steph L. - Jan 19, 2012 4:36:35 pm PST #17660 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Didn't they require major liability waivers? I don't remember from the write-up.

Waivers don't really cover much when you can't legally consent to assault (that bit of legality varies from country to country and state to state; and different jurisdictions choose to enforce it or let it slide as they see fit.)

(I don't run a haunted house, but my extracurricular interests mean I need to know about the legalities of this shit.)


Amy - Jan 19, 2012 4:40:56 pm PST #17661 of 30000
Because books.

Waivers don't really cover much when you can't legally consent to assault

I didn't know that!


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2012 4:41:52 pm PST #17662 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can't remember what this dress does.

Look closely at the picture. I think the caption helps too.

I just read the books, so it's all fresh in my mind. During the second book, I was, like, "What? Delayed scones again?"


Atropa - Jan 19, 2012 5:01:30 pm PST #17663 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Waivers don't really cover much when you can't legally consent to assault

That's what I figured. Sure, they give people a safeword to yell if they want out of the scare attraction, but I don't think that would mean a lot in court if the victim said, "and then after a hood was put over my head, I was waterboarded".

I love horror, but I like it at a remove -- I can't even get through most normal haunted houses if people jump out at me.

Thanks to ND and Pix, I've gone to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios twice, and the way I was able to get through the haunted mazes without completely freaking out was to deliberately put myself in the headspace of "Awww, spooky creepy family members! Cousins in our extended Addams Family!", so when scare actors jumped out at me, I smiled and waved at them. Plus, I was really interested in paying attention to the mechanics of the mazes. That helped distract me from the SURPRISE! CLOWNS LUNGING AT YOU WITH CHAINSAWS! aspect.


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2012 5:19:28 pm PST #17664 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Waivers don't really cover much when you can't legally consent to assault

Isn't a dojo consenting assault? I mean, paying for the privilege of getting your nuts kicked in, pretty much?

(Although the bargain is getting to do it...)

I need to go read this writeup now.