Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


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Frankenbuddha - Jan 06, 2012 6:54:46 am PST #17419 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Of course, that made my bloodstream absorb the alcohol twice as fast and I was sloppy drunk by the time I'd packed and gone down to the restaurant. When I left after lunch and saw the guy with a bear cub on a leash outside, it took a moment before I realized I wasn't hallucinating. (National Geographic had offices next door, and they were going to have a photo shoot.)

Oh that's hilarious.


SuziQ - Jan 06, 2012 7:42:15 am PST #17420 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I had to read that twice to see if you were in SF or somewhere else to make sure which mental image I should have of a bear cub.


amych - Jan 06, 2012 8:17:51 am PST #17421 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Suzi is, apparently, me.

Oh. BEAR bear.


Kalshane - Jan 06, 2012 8:37:31 am PST #17422 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Suzi is, apparently, me.

Oh. BEAR bear.
Makes me instantly think of this:

Katara: The King is throwing a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.

Aang: Don't you mean platypus bear? Katara: No, it just says, 'bear'.

Sokka: Certainly you mean his pet skunk bear?

Toph: Or his armadillo bear?

Aang: Gopher bear?

Katara: Just, 'bear'.

(short pause)

Toph: This place is weird


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 06, 2012 9:32:44 am PST #17423 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I had to read that twice to see if you were in SF or somewhere else to make sure which mental image I should have of a bear cub.

Bwah! It was probably about 20 lbs. or so, very cute, and when the handler let me touch it the fur was so thick and coarse it felt like the bristles on those shoe brushes. Also, it wasn't too particular about where it peed (including on itself), which handily eliminated any longing I might have felt for one as a pet even if I didn't know they grow to upwards of half a ton and occasionally eat people.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2012 10:59:15 am PST #17424 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wow. IO9 is pretty negative about The Devil Inside, especially if you read how they describe the ending. I'd be pissed too.

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Polter-Cow - Jan 06, 2012 11:12:20 am PST #17425 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

What the hell kind of ending is that?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 06, 2012 11:13:21 am PST #17426 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The kind I wish the filmmakers had been very visibly present for at the premiere...


Atropa - Jan 06, 2012 11:34:07 am PST #17427 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Is that ending code for "we ran out of money"?


Volans - Jan 06, 2012 11:54:47 am PST #17428 of 30000
move out and draw fire

If you've ever seen an exorcism movie in your life, you know that the whole point is that the demons always jump into the exorcists. Again, there's a potentially creative twist here, since Maria is inhabited by four demons and we've got four protagonists (Isabella, the two exorcists, and the filmmaker).

And then it's Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice...and SATAN!