Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.

'Out Of Gas'


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Vonnie K - Dec 13, 2011 6:04:25 pm PST #17023 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I don't have the visceral Cruise hate a lot of people do, plus the movie's got interesting people in supporting roles (Simon Pegg, Jeremy Renner) so I'll probably end up catching it at some point. Plus, I'm kind of stoked to see what Brad Bird would be like as a live-action movie director.

I'll probably go see SH2 at some point as well, but I REALLY don't like Guy Ritchie's style. I wanted to bash someone's head in every time he did one of those gratuitous slo-mo shots in the first movie. The second movie looks like it's gonna be full of those Ritchie-quirks I hate as well. Bah.


Jessica - Dec 13, 2011 6:06:21 pm PST #17024 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Even the sight of RDJ in drag having said drag torn off him and doing the rest of the action scene half naked with smudged lipstick could not redeem the steaming pile of crap that was that movie.

At least MI4 had the decency to have a plot. Seriously, we're two Sherlock Homles movies in and apparently nobody on the writing team has been made aware that their title character is generally known for solving mysteries.


§ ita § - Dec 13, 2011 6:14:56 pm PST #17025 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had decided that if Paula Patton was a decent action hero in her clips, I might give it a Netflix go, but the one fight scene I saw was laughable. I'll see Pegg in other stuff.


Vonnie K - Dec 13, 2011 6:21:37 pm PST #17026 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

OK, I was just clicking on links on IMDb and... they are doing a Bourne movie without Jason Bourne? I don't even know how that will work!

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It's got good people attached to it (including Joan Allen returning as Pam Landy! LOVED her) but the whole thing just strikes me as bizarre.


§ ita § - Dec 13, 2011 6:31:23 pm PST #17027 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I guess they might go with the organisations that produced/chased him? Is whatsisname still doing action roles?

I watched the making of of The Adjustment Bureau, and they talked about all the training Blunt went through in order to be halfway convincing as a dancer. I don't know shit about dancing, so I can't gauge her success, and they did use doubles for some of it, but she said it was gruelling. Am I just that clueless or did they train her to be a better dancer than the fight choreographers made a fighter of Paula Patton?

(Obviously one of these is my bugaboo, and the other I am innocent as all hell...)


Fiona - Dec 14, 2011 3:13:33 am PST #17028 of 30000

So I ordered a bunch of DVDs for my class from a Korean vendor on eBay. I've done this before and had nothing but good experiences so far, and it's the only way to get some pretty rare films at a reasonable price.

Unfortunately this time I ordered "Zero de Conduite" and received "Germany Year Zero". Now the seller is insisting that they are the same movie. Oh dear....


smonster - Dec 14, 2011 6:40:19 am PST #17029 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

still the best(and only) RPF i've ever read.

Oh, man, that was so much fun.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 14, 2011 6:41:16 am PST #17030 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

still the best(and only) RPF i've ever read.

It was very entertaining!


Tom Scola - Dec 14, 2011 9:02:41 am PST #17031 of 30000
hwæt

Did we know that Roland Emmerich is filming a version of Isaac Asimov's Foundation? Saddest news I've heard all day.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 14, 2011 9:35:10 am PST #17032 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I can still enjoy watching Cruise in Inteview with the Vampire but perhaps it's that the role of a vain, predatory monster that's desperate to maintain relevance to changing times by latching on to his younger victims and building a pseudo-family with them doesn't conflict that much with my off-camera impression of him.