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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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sj - Dec 13, 2011 5:21:13 pm PST #17012 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Saw The Muppets. Was near to tears the entire movie. Am such a sap. I am Walter.

Oh, good. It's not just me that the muppets made cry.


Jessica - Dec 13, 2011 5:28:55 pm PST #17013 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

MI4 - fun times!

Sherlock 2 - holy crap, awfulness!

Thus ends my movie reviews for this evening.


Amy - Dec 13, 2011 5:31:27 pm PST #17014 of 30000
Because books.

Are you sure you didn't reverse those reactions? Please?


§ ita § - Dec 13, 2011 5:42:30 pm PST #17015 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And yet, you couldn't pay me going market rates to watch MI:4 in the theatres and I'm looking quite forward to buying my SH2 tickets tomorrow. It's amazing what prejudice can do for you.


le nubian - Dec 13, 2011 5:42:36 pm PST #17016 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I know, right?

I think I'd have to lose a bet to see a Tom Cruise movie.


Amy - Dec 13, 2011 5:44:06 pm PST #17017 of 30000
Because books.

Tom Cruise makes my skin crawl at this point. I can't even watch Top Gun or Risky Business anymore, sadly.


Consuela - Dec 13, 2011 5:46:42 pm PST #17018 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I think I'd have to lose a bet to see a Tom Cruise movie.

Yeah. Even beside the whole blatant defying of physics thing that the MI movies excel in (I have no tolerance for the mockery they make of climbing in every single MI movie, it's like they're doing it just to piss me, Consuela, off), it's Tom Cruise. Ewww.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 13, 2011 5:47:30 pm PST #17019 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm sorry but Mel Gibson will never lose the crown for retroactively tainting a bunch of movies I really liked (or loved). Tom Cruise doesn't even come close.


le nubian - Dec 13, 2011 5:57:46 pm PST #17020 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I don't think I need to CHOOSE. I can (and do) dislike both!


§ ita § - Dec 13, 2011 5:58:05 pm PST #17021 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For me, the difference is that Mel Gibson isn't retroactively doing as much damage. Lethal Weapon? Still golden. However, there's little in Cruise's oeuvre that I can't say goodbye to. I mean, really, I only have to keep Top Gun and The Outsiders, and I don't *have* to *have* to keep Top Gun. It's just fun.

He didn't make any good movies. Mel did. And I've already paid for Mel's good movies, and it was long before the covers came off.

I watched Knight and Day in the background the other day, and ick, ew. Just can't look at him. I still want to rescue fully grown and consenting Katie Holmes.