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tommyrot - Dec 08, 2011 10:02:32 am PST #16985 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Three Stooges by The Farrelly Brothers

The Three Stooges by the Farrelly Brothers. Get ready to poke your own eyes out when it is released on April 13, 2012.

Yep. Makes me want to poke my eyes out right now.

Left on a nun’s doorstep, Larry, Curly and Moe grow up finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking and woo-woo-wooing their way to uncharted levels of knuckleheaded misadventure. Out to save their childhood home, only The Three Stooges could become embroiled in an oddball murder plot…while also stumbling into starring in a phenomenally successful TV reality show.

I found the whole preview painful, and not one single bit was funny.

Jessica - Dec 08, 2011 10:03:28 am PST #16986 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Macbook.

iThingy.

§ ita § - Dec 08, 2011 10:03:52 am PST #16987 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

iThingy.

Laptop.

Jessica - Dec 08, 2011 10:18:29 am PST #16988 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(Sorry, I'm just being obnoxious. I'm sure it's a Macbook, I just didn't click back through to check.)

Burrell - Dec 08, 2011 10:28:39 am PST #16989 of 30000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yep. Makes me want to poke my eyes out right now.

I'm with you and I didn't even watch the preview. As a child I found The Three Stooges unbearable.

chrismg - Dec 08, 2011 8:40:38 pm PST #16990 of 30000

"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

I have to admit, the Titanic one is what I want context for the most. "Leo, out of the pool! Kate, into the pool!"

Scrappy - Dec 08, 2011 8:55:15 pm PST #16991 of 30000

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

The languorous Colin Firth holding a cigarette to the other actress' lips? Sexy, sexy picture.

Fiona - Dec 08, 2011 9:49:29 pm PST #16992 of 30000

The languorous Colin Firth holding a cigarette to the other actress' lips? Sexy, sexy picture.

Cough John Malkovich cough.

Not Colin - that was Valmont.

Jesse - Dec 10, 2011 5:08:08 am PST #16993 of 30000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Is it just me, or is it a little weird that they are advertising the new RDJr Sherlock Holmes movie as just "Sherlock Holmes"? I mean, wasn't that the name of the last one?

§ ita § - Dec 10, 2011 9:19:53 am PST #16994 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The ad I just saw advertised it as Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows. Where are you seeing them not name the movie?

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