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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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le nubian - Oct 27, 2011 4:19:38 am PDT #16474 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Steph L. - Oct 27, 2011 4:21:13 am PDT #16475 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Teenage werewolf who goes to a school for vampires AND a talking zeppelin! No velociraptor, though.
DavidS - Oct 27, 2011 4:25:12 am PDT #16476 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Doctor Heteronormative" would make a good villain name. Maybe in the Doctor Horrible sequel, which Joss is probably shooting in his bathroom right now.
Jessica - Oct 27, 2011 4:25:26 am PDT #16477 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That's the French actor who did the OSS spy spoof movies, right?
Yes, it's the same production team.
Steph L. - Oct 27, 2011 4:34:44 am PDT #16478 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
which Joss is probably shooting in his bathroom right now.
He probably shot it in his bathroom WHILE Much Ado was being shot in the rest of the house. And cold fusion was being worked out in the basement, set to song.
Jessica - Oct 27, 2011 6:25:26 am PDT #16479 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Zeppelins and velociraptors.
Just noticed the date on ths one...we're being stalked, aren't we?
Consuela - Oct 27, 2011 6:43:23 am PDT #16480 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Hah, Jessica. That's pretty funny. Although T-Rex is totally too big to fit on a zeppelin. Velociraptors are better.
tommyrot - Oct 27, 2011 6:49:06 am PDT #16481 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, here's some ideas for the Zeppelins and velociraptors movie:
It's loosely based on Strange Brew. It's about Pam, a Zeppelin captain and heir to the Elsinore Zeppelin Company. But of course, when her father died, her uncle married her mom and took over. Her uncle concocts a scheme to take over the world by outfitting his Zeppelin fleet to spray a chemical that turns people into velociraptors.
There are two velociraptors in the movie, named Rosencrantz and Guildenstern....
Consuela - Oct 27, 2011 9:08:03 am PDT #16482 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
The Times found Anonymous ridiculous but also somewhat entertaining, mostly because of the acting: [link]
erikaj - Oct 27, 2011 9:08:13 am PDT #16483 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Kathy, Walter Cronkite thought so too, which was kind of good enough for me. He said it was impossible for him to believe that such a huge conspiracy would remain so murky after so many years.(Which is kinda his Midwestern way of saying "People be talkin'," I suppose.) in re the Shakespeare thing, I used to be more interested in the conspiracies until I read an op-ed or something that said that that was a speculation built on elitism...the fundamental belief that someone from such humble origins could not create something beautiful or lasting. Which sent me into such kneejerk Tom Joad overdrive, I've stayed on Team Will ever since. Cause, you know, with the writing, and the humblish origins.