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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Amy - Oct 26, 2011 12:49:07 pm PDT #16461 of 30000
Because books.

For a couple of months last year, I swear to god that movie was on TNT or whatever every single weekend. It really is over-the-top badness in all its glory, at least the first half dozen times.


amyth - Oct 26, 2011 1:05:14 pm PDT #16462 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

And the running away from frost!

That was THE BEST.

Now I'm picturing a movie with velociraptors on an airship.

I would see this.


Polter-Cow - Oct 26, 2011 1:07:20 pm PDT #16463 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I kept hearing about the "running away from frost" and the "terrible CGI wolves" and then I watched the movie (on TNT on a plane, actually) and I discovered that people were not exaggerating. I think maybe I thought the running away from frost was kinda cool (no pun intended), but the wolves were definitely terrible and pointless.


Consuela - Oct 26, 2011 1:12:33 pm PDT #16464 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Now I'm picturing a movie with velociraptors on an airship.

We should write this. We're Buffistas -- if the Reddit folks can get a movie deal for basically fanficcing a Harry Turtledove novel, why can't we get a screenplay out of mashing up Jurassic Park and the Hindenburg?


Kathy A - Oct 26, 2011 1:16:18 pm PDT #16465 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Take, for example, the upcoming John Cusack film The Raven. Edgar Allan Poe! Fights Crime! Nothing whatsoever to do with reality, it's going to be as anachronistic as all get out. But it's a Victorian-ish horror movie! With pretty costumes and ooooh spooky atmosphere! I can't wait. I will giggle delightedly all the way through.

Why have I not known about this movie before now?!? I must see this.


Amy - Oct 26, 2011 1:39:06 pm PDT #16466 of 30000
Because books.

I am all over The Raven. That and the Daniel Radcliffe one, The Woman in Black.


Strega - Oct 26, 2011 6:45:45 pm PDT #16467 of 30000

Twin Peaks FAQ

Ah, thank you! I think I have run across that site before but never made it into the meatier parts of the FAQ.

The FAQ question about what happened to Josie amuses me -- namedropping ahead but Harley Peyton emailed me once (bananas!) because I'd made a joke about that, and he basically said that the writers were as bewildered by her end as the viewers.


Burrell - Oct 26, 2011 8:49:11 pm PDT #16468 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Not that I claim to speak for all Shakespeare scholars, but I'm pretty sure they've been annoyed for years too.

Yes, this. Although that said I'm not offended by a film capitalizing on that concept.

We should write this. We're Buffistas -- if the Reddit folks can get a movie deal for basically fanficcing a Harry Turtledove novel, why can't we get a screenplay out of mashing up Jurassic Park and the Hindenburg?

Ah ha ha ha ha! Brilliant idea! But what would we call it? Velociraptors on an Airship just doesn't have the right ring to it.


Typo Boy - Oct 26, 2011 9:30:30 pm PDT #16469 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Jurassic Zeppelin


Tom Scola - Oct 27, 2011 3:49:08 am PDT #16470 of 30000
hwæt

Zeppelins and velociraptors.

Zeppelins, velociraptors, and Batman.