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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Strega - May 20, 2009 1:07:42 pm PDT #1625 of 30000

I'm not remotely concerned about damage to the canon. The canon can look after itself. I'm concerned that people keep making movies I really ought to be interested in, except they look so crappy. Hollywood is not meeting my entertainment needs, and it's a drag.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 20, 2009 1:51:11 pm PDT #1626 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I thought Wrath of Khan was about how obsession destroys the obsessed. All that "to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee" stuff. Which makes it a whaling yarn, when you get down to it.

Really, all it lacked was Khan lashed to the outside of the Reliant with a harpoon when it exploded.


Frankenbuddha - May 20, 2009 5:59:51 pm PDT #1627 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

They're remaking—excuse me, rebooting—Cliffhanger. CLIFFHANGER.

Christ, the remake stupidity is so large - there are plans in the works for remakes of SUSPIRIA and VIDEODROME?!!?!?!? Whatever you think of the originals (I love them both deeply myself) they are two movies that are almost inextricably linked to their directors. W?T?F?!??!?!


Matt the Bruins fan - May 20, 2009 6:12:01 pm PDT #1628 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Next up: Zack Snyder's Apocalypse Now!


DavidS - May 20, 2009 7:45:05 pm PDT #1629 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Next up: Zack Snyder's Apocalypse Now!

Heh.

"The horror. The hor-BOOOOM!"


Jessica - May 21, 2009 2:12:58 am PDT #1630 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Up.

Up Up Up Up Up Up Up!!!

Is good movie. Wuv it. Want see again.


Cashmere - May 21, 2009 4:35:59 am PDT #1631 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Up has been our motivation for Owen's best behavior. He tells everyone he meets that we're going to see it on May 29.


tommyrot - May 21, 2009 5:12:38 am PDT #1632 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes!

The British UFO TV series is headed for the big screen

Robert Evans is teaming with ITV Global on a feature film based on the 1970s British TV series UFO, Variety reported.

Evans is producing with Avi Haas and Henri M. Kessler. Ryan Gaudet and Joseph Kanarek are penning a script.

The series debuted in 1970 and ran for three years, with characters created by Gerry Anderson. It was set in 1980 and revolves around Shado (Supreme Headquarters Alien Defense Organization), a covert military organization that thwarts an alien race that has been kidnapping and killing humans for decades, then using the body parts.

Shado headquarters is hidden beneath a Hollywood studio, and the studio mogul is actually the Shado commander. The movie will be set in the year 2020.

Please please please let the moon chicks have purple hair....


Jessica - May 21, 2009 5:41:34 am PDT #1633 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Up has been our motivation for Owen's best behavior. He tells everyone he meets that we're going to see it on May 29.

I should warn you - the 6 year-old sitting next to us had a lot of trouble following the plot. I think he still enjoyed it, but he was constantly asking his mom what was happening.


Stephanie - May 21, 2009 5:46:25 am PDT #1634 of 30000
Trust my rage

Ellie does that even when she's seen the movie 23 times.

Although I do think that she has trouble following Bolt.