Yeah, Tom Cruise AND Jack Black in a movie pretty much guaranteed that I wouldn't be seeing it.
Heh. It's Tom's best performance since Risky Business, and Jack is a minor character and well used.
Well, look who just popped open a fresh can of venom.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
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DavidS - May 26, 2011 7:28:55 pm PDT #14555 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jon B. - May 27, 2011 12:24:19 am PDT #14556 of 30000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Wow, I can't believe they did a hockey movie in Winnipeg without Guy Maddin's involvement.
He was dropped after insisting on having horses frozen in the rink.
Sue - May 27, 2011 3:46:00 am PDT #14557 of 30000
hip deep in pie
Wow, I can't believe they did a hockey movie in Winnipeg without Guy Maddin's involvement.
Winnpeg is doubling for Halifax! The ignominy!
Frankenbuddha - May 27, 2011 4:02:40 am PDT #14558 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
He was dropped after insisting on having horses frozen in the rink.
Snerk!
§ ita § - May 27, 2011 4:39:42 am PDT #14559 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
John Cho joins Total Recall. I don't understand how hallowed some people seem to recall the original. I suppose I'm a Schwarzenegger hater, but I don't think he's been in that many movies that couldn't be improved by taking him out and making them less cheesy (Terminator series being the large exception).
le nubian - May 27, 2011 4:56:08 am PDT #14560 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I could not stand Total Recall. At all. I was angry I paid $$ for it in the theaters when I was in college.
§ ita § - May 27, 2011 4:56:38 am PDT #14561 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm interested to see if it can be made into a good movie.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 27, 2011 5:26:52 am PDT #14562 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
It's based on a Phillip K. Dick novelette, so in theory there's a decent foundation to build a good film upon. Assuming that Paul Verhoeven and the Governator are kept far, far away.
Jessica - May 27, 2011 6:04:14 am PDT #14563 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I saw Errol Morris' latest doc last night - Tabloid - and it was, as expected, fantastic. I want it to be in theatres NOW so I can sink my teeth into the issues it brings up surrounding feminism and construction of narrative. (Blogosphere, do not let me down on this. This is a movie BEGGING for discussion.)
§ ita § - May 27, 2011 7:58:31 am PDT #14564 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is this real?