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Steph L. - May 08, 2011 6:22:13 pm PDT #14395 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Despite the fact that Thor never refers to himself as the god of thunder, Tim and I have been making jokes for the last 24 hours that start with "The God of Thunder..." like "The God of Thunder demands a cruller!" It's really more like Olaf the Troll. t edit On edit, the cruller bit isn't actually a *joke,* per se; I'm just enjoying bellowing "THE GOD OF THUNDER" in an Olaf-the-troll voice.

But then! Tim followed through with the best damn punchline ever.

Me: "Oh, Thor, what a mighty hammer you have, so large and well-endowed!"
Tim: "The hammer is my penis."

Thor, meet Captain Hammer.

And hey -- since Joss is writing The Avengers, there is ample room to get a Captain Hammer joke in.

DavidS - May 08, 2011 6:28:02 pm PDT #14396 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Has there ever been a Thor and She Hulk hook up?

Because she could totally rejoinder, "Well, my pussy is the anvil."

§ ita § - May 08, 2011 6:34:43 pm PDT #14397 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I ganked it from a Scola link, if memory serves: [link]

They showed all the comic book movie trailers before Thor. In terms of excitingness, X Men impressed me, and now I'm equating it with Green Lantern. Captain America was cooler.

I've seen people bitching about the skinny Steve CGI, but I think it's excellent. If I didn't know what Chris looks like, I'd just think it's a painfully skinny guy, not an effect gone wrong.

Steph L. - May 08, 2011 6:37:50 pm PDT #14398 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Man, we didn't get Green Lantern OR X-Men! We got 3 Musketeers and Super 8, along with Captain America and some other stuff I disremember.

§ ita § - May 08, 2011 7:02:15 pm PDT #14399 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We got Super 8 too. No 3 Musketeers. And I haven't seen PotC in the theatre yet.

One of the stunt cars from Furious Five was in front of the mall. Reminds me I have to see it.

Matt the Bruins fan - May 08, 2011 7:39:39 pm PDT #14400 of 30000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I walked in at the tail end of the Green Lantern trailer, seeing just enough to cement my certainty that I'm not going to like it.

Jars - May 08, 2011 11:05:02 pm PDT #14401 of 30000

If I didn't know what Chris looks like, I'd just think it's a painfully skinny guy, not an effect gone wrong.

I thought it was just a skinny guy they'd found that looked like him.

SailAweigh - May 09, 2011 2:58:13 am PDT #14402 of 30000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

If I didn't know what Chris looks like, I'd just think it's a painfully skinny guy, not an effect gone wrong.

Ha! I didn't know the actor and I thought what an awesome trainer he had to get him from so skinny to so bulked up!

We saw trailers for Captain America, Super 8 (which my daughter called the new ET), X-Men and the new PotC. I am stoked for all of them!

§ ita § - May 09, 2011 3:40:41 am PDT #14403 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am heartened to see the effect looks transparent to people not in the know about it.

Rayne - May 09, 2011 2:59:44 pm PDT #14404 of 30000

"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire

Stanley Tucci has been cast as Caesar Flickerman in The Hunger Games. I'm ready for the teens to start yelling "OMG! BUT HE'S BALD! HE CAN'T PLAY CAESAR!"

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