Zoe Saldana kills people and has sex with Michael Vartan.
Live the dream, baby, live the dream.
No fair picking my dream to live, though!
She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.
Spike ,'The Killer In Me'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 06, 2011 3:25:02 pm PDT #14380 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Hayden - May 06, 2011 3:49:00 pm PDT #14381 of 30000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I hear you on IO9, ita. I don't read the site regulary myself, but it sure seems that most of the reviews I've seen linked have been of the masterpiece/failure dichotomy. But those are the ones that people are more likely to post.
smonster - May 06, 2011 3:50:27 pm PDT #14382 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I clicked on ita's link - and I'm not sorry!
Whoa. Good link.
Amy - May 06, 2011 4:28:11 pm PDT #14383 of 30000
Because books.
Not movies, but the io9 recapper is pretty balanced about Supernatural.
§ ita § - May 07, 2011 11:31:22 am PDT #14384 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think Thor was pretty successful. I have no prior investment in the character, just general familiarity of how Asgard fits into Marvel, and have seen him in a few guest shots.
But I got pretty caught up in the movie considering I'm still convinced Johann should be Thor over Chris (although for a moment there Idris won out over all). The love interest part was largely mumbo jumbo, although Natalie Portman was just fine. Kat Dennings was cooler.
Oh, and STAY PAST THE CREDITS. That's probably the most post-credit action I've seen in a while, and it definitely looks like it has plot in it for the Avengers movie.
One thing I don't understand. Obviously Loki had another way to get to Earth--he visits Thor that way, and who knows how he gets there for the post-credit sequence--I'm not entirely sure what that was all about. He told Heimdall there were other ways. Why didn't Heimdall tell Thor?
SailAweigh - May 07, 2011 11:50:24 am PDT #14385 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Well, you guys have decided me; I'm going to see Thor for Mother's Day tomorrow. But not in 3D.
Steph L. - May 07, 2011 11:58:28 am PDT #14386 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Wonderella takes on Thor: [link] (I didn't even see the movie, and yet my favorite part of the comic is the mouseover text.)
Aims - May 07, 2011 6:59:36 pm PDT #14387 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's been over ayear, but we finally saw Kick-Ass.
I love that movie and want to marry it and have it's little purple-haired babies.
Steph L. - May 07, 2011 8:02:16 pm PDT #14388 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Thor: AWESOME. My goodness, that man is attractive.
Also, ita, re: your whitefont -- I was thinking the same thing: if Loki had a different way to Earth, then obviously Thor could use the same way to get there, too.
And I have NO IDEA what that thing ("power source") was in the post-credits sequence. But I was thrilled to see Samuel L. Jackson nonetheless.
Remember in the 3rd LotR movie, how some of the green-screen (wait -- is it blue-screen? now I can't remember) shots were really obvious? (I'm thinking of a nighttime shot with Legolas and someone else in Rohan.) There were many scenes in Asgard that struck me the same way -- really obvious green- (or blue-) screen.
But, honestly? I wasn't really looking for incredible filmmaking. I was looking for the god of thunder, damn it. And I by god got him in blue jeans and no shirt OH MY GOD ILIAC CREST.
DavidS - May 07, 2011 9:29:34 pm PDT #14389 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
They do green screen now, Tep.
I don't know why they don't just put out a movie shot on green screen of iliac crests and big hands and barefoot wet guys in glasses.