Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


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Gris - May 06, 2011 9:35:59 am PDT #14367 of 30000
Hey. New board.

I enjoyed the book well enough, and like romantic comedies when they're actually good. This one could have been good. It apparently isn't.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 06, 2011 10:22:36 am PDT #14368 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Metacritic and EW did convince me not to see Something Borrowed (35, D+), though.
The trailers seemed predictable enough that I feel little need to actually watch the rest of the movie.


Steph L. - May 06, 2011 11:09:17 am PDT #14369 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I enjoyed the book well enough, and like romantic comedies when they're actually good. This one could have been good. It apparently isn't.

Skimming the thread leads me to believe this refers to Thor. I hope to god it doesn't.


Gris - May 06, 2011 11:10:46 am PDT #14370 of 30000
Hey. New board.

Ha! That would be great. No, we were discussing Something Borrowed.

Thor looks like it has things that explode good, and pretty Natalie Portman, so I'll see that one.


erikaj - May 06, 2011 11:19:11 am PDT #14371 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Natalie Portman bugs me so much...I'm not even sure why. Maybe she came off badly in an interview...or, you know, I totally hate Garden State. But I should hold that against Zach Braff more and I don't(Maybe I pretend it was either that or a film about Giant Doctor, so it looks better by comparison? Although I suspect everyone here would see Dr. Acula.) Well, since I have that thought every time I see a trailer...thought I'd share. Cause I'm a giver..


§ ita § - May 06, 2011 11:27:37 am PDT #14372 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I will always and continually forgive Natalie Portman becauase of Leon. Also, I didn't see all the prequels. But I did see her romcom, so I have suffered. But...Leon!

Also, she's breathtaking.


askye - May 06, 2011 11:34:10 am PDT #14373 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I just avoid the romcoms and the Star Wars movies (I hate those) because she was brilliant in Leon and also I really enjoyed V for Vendetta.


§ ita § - May 06, 2011 11:43:48 am PDT #14374 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Zoe Saldana kills people and has sex with Michael Vartan.

Live the dream, baby, live the dream.


Tom Scola - May 06, 2011 11:48:29 am PDT #14375 of 30000
hwæt

I cut Natalie Portman a whole lot of slack because she has a Erdős–Bacon number.


Sue - May 06, 2011 11:57:35 am PDT #14376 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Natalie Portman's voice grates on me.