but...just no.
Arthur's a fun movie, but it's not like they're remaking Citizen Kane with talking monkeys. (Which I would totally go see.)
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DavidS - Mar 31, 2011 11:58:13 am PDT #13843 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
beekaytee - Mar 31, 2011 12:00:09 pm PDT #13844 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
I'm looking forward to it. Russell and Helen seemed to have an excellent chemistry whilst presenting at the Oscars.
I was never a Dudley fan, so I'm looking forward to it.
Sure. sure. Chemistry is great. I didn't like Dudley either but STILL.
Make a new movie that takes advantage of that chemistry and eclipses Dudley in our hearts forever. There simply have to be enough stories in the human experience that we don't need to reboottread simply everything.
Steph L. - Mar 31, 2011 12:01:25 pm PDT #13845 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Arthur's a fun movie, but it's not like they're remaking Citizen Kane
Yeah, but some things are just sacrosanct for no real Great Intellectual/(Pop) Cultural reason; they just are. Dudley Moore is my Platonic ideal of Arthur, and that's cool.
DavidS - Mar 31, 2011 12:02:49 pm PDT #13846 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
There simply have to be enough stories in the human experience that we don't need to reboottread simply everything.
I liked the new Star Trek movie.
And prefer the Daniel Craig Bond to almost any of his predecessors.
§ ita § - Mar 31, 2011 12:06:35 pm PDT #13847 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There simply have to be enough stories in the human experience that we don't need to reboottread simply everything.
I know I'm touchy about stuff like the Crow reboot, but I don't actually have a principle I stand on when I get defensive about remakes. Just because someone's told a particular story once doesn't mean that another telling of it can't be enjoyable or worthy. I'm not sure where all the vilification comes from, unless you're being emotional like I am.
What's wrong with doing it again? Why shouldn't each story be judged on its own merits?
Amy - Mar 31, 2011 12:09:20 pm PDT #13848 of 30000
Because books.
I'm actually surprised I'm interested in Arthur because the original was sacrosanct to me and a friend. But the remake looks like they've updated the story, and I'm fascinated by the idea of Helen Mirren spending that much time with Russell Brand.
But there are definitely movies I think should never ever be touched again, on a completely emotional basis. I still believe Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is one of them.
Daisy Jane - Mar 31, 2011 12:10:31 pm PDT #13849 of 30000
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I think what's distressing about making Time Bandits "kid friendly" is that the original is kid friendly. It's just not a happy everything turns out ok, and you can always rely on someone/an adult to help you in and out of a jam. Oh, and sometimes evil wins.
Removing that stuff makes it a worse story.
Atropa - Mar 31, 2011 12:27:16 pm PDT #13850 of 30000
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Aaaand Daisy Jane just said what my objections to a Time Bandits reboot are.
But there are definitely movies I think should never ever be touched again, on a completely emotional basis.
If someone tries to remake Auntie Mame, I will kill them with fire.
-t - Mar 31, 2011 12:28:45 pm PDT #13851 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Time Bandits may be remade as a more kid-friendly action franchise
I can sum up my reaction to this news with "Don't touch it, it's evil!"
Tom Scola - Mar 31, 2011 12:31:20 pm PDT #13852 of 30000
hwæt
If someone tries to remake Auntie Mame, I will kill them with fire.
The musical doesn't count as a remake?