I'm glad I read the spoiler at the end of Annalee's review. I would have been spitting nails if I had paid money and saw that happen at the very end of the movie.
Oh my god, me too. Big time.
Apparently she didn't spoil the ending, as she revealed to some people complaining about it.
THERE'S MORE. And possibly worse.
Oh god damn. Yeah, I'll just stick to the stills of chicks in steampunk gear using big guns.
I'm so disappointed. I wanted it to be more, but I had no idea Snyder was going there with the ending. I knew the plot was going to have problems, but blech.
Entertainment wEekly had said it was One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest + Brazil. That was way more positive than Girl, Interrupted + Burlesque.
Edit after reading the Slant review: or 300 + Gunsmith Cats.
Prediction: it will do just fine at the box.
My thought upon first seeing the trailers was The Matrix retold starring the hookers from Sin City.
I skimmed Annalee's review, and I agree with a lot of her criticisms. As awesome as a lot of the genre mash-ups are, there is a surprising dearth of true HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO BADASS moments. It was still pretty cool, though.
One thing that was amusing to me was that as I was trying to figure out which characters actually had any semblance of character, I thought to myself,
"You know, I wish this movie were about Sweetpea and Rocket instead."
And then it actually kind of was.
There's definitely no there, there, and it's not as awesome as it really ought to be, but I did enjoy it.
I'm... it's... Babydoll is played by the girl who played Violet Baudelaire? My heart is breaking into a million little broken bits. God DAMN, Hollywood, you ought to be doing more right by Violet Baudelaire.
Aw, man, that is depressing.
I am loving IO9's March Movie Madness, not least of all because Serenity is pissing off so many commenters.
I think I'm going to go with Showgirls+Inception for Suckerpunch.
Except I liked Inception.
thanks for the reminder ita, I just went to add my vote to March Movie Madness.
I'm not going to bother reading the comments. Joke 'em!