can you imagine if Jared had gotten the role? I can't even...
I'd have spent the movie wondering where Conan found a salon that does eyebrow tweezing in the Hyborean Age.
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Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2011 2:52:03 pm PST #13560 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2011 2:53:45 pm PST #13561 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd have spent the movie wondering where Conan found a salon that does eyebrow tweezing in the Hyborean Age.
Because Momoa doesn't depilate?
Beverly - Mar 10, 2011 2:54:26 pm PST #13562 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
I doubt my eyes would have traveled upward past the baby blue-brown-greens, actually. But yes, I agree he's a bit over-tweezed.
Amy - Mar 10, 2011 2:54:47 pm PST #13563 of 30000
Because books.
I'd have spent the movie wondering where Conan found a salon that does eyebrow tweezing in the Hyborean Age.
I honestly can't imagine I'd have spent much time looking at his eyebrows at all.
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2011 3:10:33 pm PST #13564 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm taking a moment to reflect and if overtweezing is what you come away with, you choose to prioritise differently than I ever will.
Amy - Mar 10, 2011 3:24:30 pm PST #13565 of 30000
Because books.
Reflection is so useful. And lovely.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 11, 2011 7:04:22 am PST #13566 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I haven't noticed Jason doing so in a way that makes his eyebrows look funny to me. (Though to be fair, from the look of his Conan photos it'll take me a bit to get used to the absence of his customary goatee since I'm so used to seeing him with it these days.)
Lee - Mar 11, 2011 7:16:02 am PST #13567 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I may be doing my oogling wrong--I never notice things like eyebrows, unless they are Peter Gallagher level impressive.
le nubian - Mar 11, 2011 10:42:05 am PST #13568 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Frankenbuddha - Mar 11, 2011 10:45:55 am PST #13569 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
OK, that's brilliant.