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'Serenity'
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§ ita § - May 11, 2009 4:25:46 pm PDT #1311 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sean K - May 12, 2009 7:06:56 am PDT #1312 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
meara, Trek has never had more than a nodding acquaintance with real world physics. Which is not to nullify your last nitpick, just to point out that that particular nitpick can be said of pretty much any instance of Trek ever.
Jesse - May 12, 2009 7:13:33 am PDT #1313 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In non-Trek news, Seriously?!?!
Simon Baker, star of the hit series "The Mentalist," is playing an attorney on the trail of a murderer in "The Killer Inside Me," Michael Winterbottom's adaptation of the Jim Thompson noir classic that stars Casey Affleck.
The story centers on a West Texas sheriff (Affleck) and his downward spiral from bored small-town cop to ruthless, sociopathic murderer. The cast includes Jessica Alba as a prostitute and Kate Hudson as the sheriff's schoolteacher girlfriend.
Affleck, maybe, but Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson??
Hayden - May 12, 2009 7:49:12 am PDT #1314 of 30000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
If anyone could make that cast work, it's Michael Winterbottom. But if anyone could screw up a movie trying to do something impressive with a cast like that, it's also Michael Winterbottom.
tommyrot - May 12, 2009 9:27:03 am PDT #1315 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This preview looks like the worst movie ever that I want to see: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus!
Polter-Cow - May 12, 2009 10:03:01 am PDT #1316 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
....Wow.
Sean K - May 12, 2009 10:19:05 am PDT #1317 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
That is the most awesome thing ever. The only possible way it could even be a tiny bit better is if it stars Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson.
Wait, IT DOES!
tommyrot - May 12, 2009 10:32:05 am PDT #1318 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. HuffPost is also carrying the preview. They say:
Asylum films released the trailer for its new "mockbuster" this week: "Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus." The low-budget brand that has released dozens of straight-to-video movies is best known for making films that are sort of like big studio pictures, but stranger. For example their last film was "Terminators" about humans fighting cyborgs. This should not be confused with "Terminator."
Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus (VIDEO)
le nubian - May 12, 2009 3:41:30 pm PDT #1319 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Dana - May 12, 2009 3:47:35 pm PDT #1320 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
God, I think I already knew all of those.