whoo, yes it did. It could have been a lot of ridiculous fun, but no. Serious Action Movie Is Serious, Grrr.
And the thing is, all the stylistic choices were All About The Fun. Music? Fun. Mickey Rourke in
Iron Man 2
-fu as a tattoo artist? Fun. Alllll those lovely motorcycles? Fun.
I also felt bad for Charisma, who just got to pace and look concerned with her hair blowing about.
Music? Fun.
I thought the music added to the OMG SERIOUS tone of the movie. It was so dramatic and meaningful all the time.
I also felt bad for Charisma, who just got to pace and look concerned with her hair blowing about.
Yeah, she didn't get much to do at all.
There were fun bits here and there, and some of the action scenes had some good ridiculousness to them, but it kept trying to be a Real Movie. Like tiggy said, why did they think we would want that with a cast like that? Less talky, more splodey.
I rank the three summer movies about teams of mercenaries getting betrayed and blowing shit up thusly:
No RED? Although I guess it wasn't technically summer.
I meant the 70's cockrock songs.
Also, better cinematography for the Li/Lundgren fight, dammit. That was choppy has hell, and pissed me off.
No RED? Although I guess it wasn't technically summer.
Haven't seen that one yet.
I meant the 70's cockrock songs.
I figured. They didn't make as much of an impression on me as the score.
Also, better cinematography for the Li/Lundgren fight, dammit. That was choppy has hell, and pissed me off.
And it was like the one time Jet Li did any goddamn martial arts in the movie!
Also, better cinematography for the Li/Lundgren fight, dammit. That was choppy has hell, and pissed me off.
Look, juliana is sharing a brain with Pete again. Because he felt the same way.
I really need to see RED. I hope it's coming to DVD soon.
People, go stake out Redbox until it arrives! RED is the most fun I've had at an action movie since Aliens.
Look, juliana is sharing a brain with Pete again. Because he felt the same way.
Pete is a very smart man. I get that it must have been a difficult scene to film, what with the height disparity, but that's what would have made it so freakin' awesome. They threw enough money at that movie, let some of it go to choreography/cinematography.
People, go stake out Redbox until it arrives! RED is the most fun I've had at an action movie since Aliens.
Or better yet, do it from the comfort of your home--go to redbox online and reserve a copy.