I am so deeply sorry.
River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.
'Serenity'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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Dana - Nov 28, 2010 6:04:29 pm PST #12297 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Lee - Nov 28, 2010 6:06:45 pm PST #12298 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Too late now.
le nubian - Nov 28, 2010 7:11:02 pm PST #12299 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Johnny Depp just started breakdancing?
The movie gets worse.
P.M. Marc - Nov 28, 2010 8:43:54 pm PST #12300 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
ita, [link] is the presumed one.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 28, 2010 8:52:25 pm PST #12301 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm watching GI Joe, Rise of Cobra (don't ask...okay, JGL if you must know, what a bust).
Oh, ita, I wish you'd said something. I could have warned you.
It was more or less worth my matinee admission price back when because it delivered good Delta 6 accelerator suit action and Channing Tatum was looking fine in his shirtless workout scene. But the JGL was strictly I'm-phoning-it-in-because-my-mortgage-company-is-on-the-other-line quality.
Plus, it earworms you with "Boom Boom Pow" if you watch the credits.
Tom Scola - Nov 29, 2010 5:11:14 am PST #12302 of 30000
hwæt
RIP Irvin Kershner.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 29, 2010 5:14:30 am PST #12303 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Also, RIP Leslie Nielsen.
§ ita § - Nov 29, 2010 5:34:04 am PST #12304 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm glad and somewhat appalled at A³'s accent. At least it wasn't supposed to be convincing.
As for the JGL--I'm just glad Eccleston and Nichols were in the movie. And Wayans didn't entirely aggravate me. But Tatum is like, less than Worthington in terms of pull for me. He's so forgettable.
I skipped the credits, although I did notice there were 12 minutes of them.
Fred Pete - Nov 29, 2010 6:07:36 am PST #12305 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
I reeeally wanted to love Trapeze. But I'm with Theo. Actually I think it would have been a better movie with no women in it at all, because at least then one wouldn't be cringing so much and often and could just enjoy the, um, plot.
Trapeze is a movie that begs for fic. I mean, I can't imagine more blatant HoYay in the '50s.
§ ita § - Nov 29, 2010 8:40:40 am PST #12306 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.