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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 01, 2010 8:39:41 am PDT #11061 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I don't know... I credit that scene with making me fall in love with the series before the opening credits finished rolling, so I think it was pretty important to be taken off guard.

With the exception of Farscape most series that I've been really invested in have pulled me in with a "wow!" moment at the very beginning. (And I suppose my first sight of Ben Browder all sweaty in a wifebeater could qualify as the initial "wow!" moment for that series, though it wasn't the doing of the writers...)


Strega - Sep 01, 2010 9:03:51 am PDT #11062 of 30000

I bet "anything at all" is an overgeneralisation. They just differ on what's important.

Well, sure, but having different definitions for "spoiler" is kind of the point -- the writer cannot know and cater to every reader individually. So if the reader has particularly broad definitions, it's on him to be cautious about reviews, or only read critics with a similar sensibility.

I don't think telling people that Bruce Willis is a ghost is comparable to describing the opening scene of a movie. "Bruce Willis gets shot in first few minutes" might be comparable. And that was mentioned in some reviews.


§ ita § - Sep 01, 2010 9:12:48 am PDT #11063 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But "anything at all" certainly includes saying he's a ghost.

My main thing is--if it's a surprise, why take that away from a potential viewer? Is what you had to say that important?


Daisy Jane - Sep 01, 2010 9:16:13 am PDT #11064 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I want to see this so very badly [link]


Polter-Cow - Sep 01, 2010 9:38:05 am PDT #11065 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My main thing is--if it's a surprise, why take that away from a potential viewer? Is what you had to say that important?

Exactly. I try to be as non-spoilery as I can in my reviews, especially when I went into a movie or TV show or book knowing very little and appreciated the little surprises that could have been ruined by reading other reviews. Sometimes it's almost unavoidable. With my little mini-reviews of the Discworld Watch books, for instance, I went into pretty much every single one of those books not even knowing what the basic premise was, so discovering what the book was about was part of the reading experience. But as Jessica mentioned earlier, it's kind of hard to talk about something without mentioning the basic premise, especially if you're trying to recommend it to a potential audience. Although I think I've come close to managing it once or twice. Normally, I only try to "spoil" as much as the blurb would give away.


Jesse - Sep 01, 2010 9:52:36 am PDT #11066 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I read another review of this movie that doesn't discuss the opening scene in as much detail -- you can definitely describe the premise without it. Just for the record.

Sometimes I love not knowing anything, but can almost never pull that off. The best was seeing a screening of Far From Heaven -- all I knew was Julianne Moore, 50s pastiche.


DavidS - Sep 01, 2010 9:57:32 am PDT #11067 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The best was seeing a screening of Far From Heaven -- all I knew was Julianne Moore, 50s pastiche.

You should've heard the gasp from the audience at the kissing scene in My Beautiful Launderette.


quester - Sep 01, 2010 10:42:13 am PDT #11068 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I admit I was glad I saw The Crying Game before the buzz started and was glad I had no idea what was coming. But, the friend I went with was surprised that I was surprised. She was all, I knew from the get go, couldn't you tell?


DavidS - Sep 01, 2010 10:43:50 am PDT #11069 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

She was all, I knew from the get go, couldn't you tell?

Some people are really attuned to wrist diameter, adam's apples and hip to waist ratios. I was not.


bon bon - Sep 01, 2010 10:47:48 am PDT #11070 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I knew there was a twist to be discovered, and early in the movie they focused on Jaye's fake nails. For some reason that tipped me off.