At least Jim Carrey is not one of the penguins....
Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.
'Soul Purpose'
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tommyrot - Aug 24, 2010 9:17:25 am PDT #10889 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Volans - Aug 24, 2010 9:17:27 am PDT #10890 of 30000
move out and draw fire
I just joked that some friends and I should go as the Angry Birds for Halloween...but I didn't think anyone would get it.
megan walker - Aug 24, 2010 9:21:00 am PDT #10891 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I'm sorry, I've used up all my shitty-movie-project outrage over the news that Mister Popper's Penguins is underway, starring Jim Carrey as a high-powered executive. I bet the penguins teach him Important Lessons, dammit.
Crap. That was one of my favorite books when I was little and now it's going to be ruined.
Sean K - Aug 24, 2010 9:21:39 am PDT #10892 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
So.... Are they gonna make a movie about the stupid Smirnoff Ice "game" next? What the hell was it called?
Polter-Cow - Aug 24, 2010 9:22:16 am PDT #10893 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I bet the penguins teach him Important Lessons, dammit.
Through the power of DANCE.
And pop-culture references.
Tom Scola - Aug 24, 2010 9:22:54 am PDT #10894 of 30000
hwæt
Bros Icing Bros: The Movie.
Daisy Jane - Aug 24, 2010 9:22:55 am PDT #10895 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
BEER PONG! THE MOVIE!
Jessica - Aug 24, 2010 9:23:57 am PDT #10896 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Coming soon - TETRIS: THE MOVIE. Starring Keanu Reaves as a t-shaped block and Zoe Saldana as one of the squiggly ones!
Daisy Jane - Aug 24, 2010 9:25:26 am PDT #10897 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I thought the Tetris movie was real...
Daisy Jane - Aug 24, 2010 9:26:33 am PDT #10898 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ok. So not real [link]