You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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le nubian - Aug 09, 2010 3:23:41 pm PDT #10503 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Stiles is mostly terrible in the Bourne movies though. She might have 1 good scene - across THREE movies?

Man. She needs an acting coach stat.


beekaytee - Aug 09, 2010 4:04:51 pm PDT #10504 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I keep wanting to blame the incredible striped wig of florescent crowd spotting...and the no scarf available...rubbish during the scene where she tries to flee in the marketplace on Stiles, though I know it could not have been her decision as an actress. Still? Perfect metaphor for her acting skill. No subtlety or sense!


quester - Aug 09, 2010 4:39:55 pm PDT #10505 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

The Six Wives of Henry VIII--saw it on Masterpiece Theatre about the same time as Roots, possibly earlier. Have never been able to get the image of one of Anne Boleyn's accused lovers with the bloody eye-sockets out of my head.

I, Claudius on MT and The First Churchills, which was the first MT.

Made for TV movie that really got me was Lisa: Bright and Dark, starring Kay Lenz. It's what made me first suspect I was mentally ill.


Amy - Aug 09, 2010 4:50:09 pm PDT #10506 of 30000
Because books.

Made for TV movie that really got me was Lisa: Bright and Dark, starring Kay Lenz. It's what made me first suspect I was mentally ill.

Oh, I forgot about that one! I read that book about a million times, too.


JZ - Aug 09, 2010 5:08:05 pm PDT #10507 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Stiles is mostly terrible in the Bourne movies though. She might have 1 good scene - across THREE movies?

I stand stubbornly by my opinion that she's more or less adequate as long as Matt Damon is in her face and menacing her. Sadly, I think I completely forgot that she had any other scenes in any of the Bourne movies; without him there to menace her, she disappears into the background.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 09, 2010 6:14:04 pm PDT #10508 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

and Bill Murray as Polonius.

And if you're going for modern day casting, this should have been a slam dunk. To quote William Hurt in A History of Violence - "How could you fuck that up?!??!?"


le nubian - Aug 09, 2010 6:18:30 pm PDT #10509 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

It really was a bad movie - and boring! I don't think of Hamlet as particularly boring, so to make a boring movie of Hamlet is really bad.


Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2010 8:34:18 pm PDT #10510 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I watched Shutter Island tonight. Great acting and visuals, but the main character's trauma feels too constructed and artificial. I didn't guess the big twist, and it had me going "Whaaaaaa...tever," but by the end, I was mostly sold. Liked it enough to be interested in the book maybe, especially if there are more coded messages, as megan mentioned. I do like coded messages.


Daisy Jane - Aug 10, 2010 5:10:00 am PDT #10511 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

But I have an unholy love for anyone in a dance movie.

You're just hot air until you come back with your review of Step Up 3D.

Which reminds me. I wrote a thing [link]


erikaj - Aug 10, 2010 5:31:27 am PDT #10512 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I thought she was okay. But I also liked that dance movie.